aggghhh hi

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

13 years on this site what do I get. More ads

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

"Of course they are swarming your cave, you dolt! You captured a juvenile queen and took it home with you, what did you expect!?"

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

Thank you for this post, I will be showing it to every boomer who ever complains about how the kids these days are butchering the language.

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with