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Okay okay I've had an outdated pinned post for ages so here's a placeholder until I decide on something new in like 30-50 business days

#stopped myself from calling the business days feral

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homunculus-argument

Autism is some monkey's paw sort of shit, you've got the power to give people the most devastating rip-your-scalp-off level insults that will haunt them for life, with a completely straight face, but the catch is that you don't do it on purpose and also have no idea that you're doing it at all before people get mad at you for no apparent reason again.

spellboundspook

The amazing digital circus if Jax locked tf in

kuropin

Idiots at the beach

elisecairo

katherynefromphilly

As someone who was alive when Bob Ross (and William Alexander before him — that’s where the approach is from) was on PBS, I can 100% testify that you can paint along with him.

You may need to learn how to set up your paints and such… but this is what people did, live, while the show aired. That’s what the show was for. I had family members create lovely works of art they enjoyed, which I still have on my walls, because William Alexander and Bob Ross both said:

SCREW METICULOUS CLASSICAL ART PRACTICES — JUST GRAB A PALETTE KNIFE AND BIG OLD BRUSH AND PAINT!

They freed a whole generation of people who were taught to paint detail and realism and exact representation of reality — people who largely gave up this kind of thing because it got tedious.

I watched the joy of family members as they rediscovered art as a messy fun spontaneous half hour activity.

Give it a try.

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molabuddy

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

molabuddy

red, orange, yellow? sunset/sunrise

green? the rarest and not one ive seen personally but it can happen

blue? classics of sky

indigo? violet? twilight babyyy

pink? also shows up at sunrise/sets

black? night. get goth with it

white? grey? her clouds

molabuddy

do you love the Fucking colour of the sky. bitch

molabuddy

i was gonna be like ok technically she never rocked magenta BUT GUESS WHAT SHE FUCKING DID and she scared the shit out of Birmingham

animentality

in theory i still want autumn to be my favorite season but in practice i love getting home from work throwing on my skimpiest comfiest clothes and going for a warm beautiful walk when the sun is still out at 7:30pm

girlnextvore

When you see a Prep in hottopic

girlnextvore

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

girlnextvore

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

derinthescarletpescatarian

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

girlnextvore

hey

fuck you LOL

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innerchildabortionclinic

they should give you the option to unblock in these circumstances. just to see the drama unfold

lyraeon

who taught you that suffering in silence was noble, and how would you shutting up have benefited them?

lyraeon

this also counts for all those times you kept your mouth shut and didn't complain because you were being polite, and people would gladly have changed things if you had just asked. your suffering was not noble. you do not get a cookie for it, you do not get a tally mark next to your soul's score for grinning and bearing it. your suffering serves no purpose. break free of it. you deserve comfort.

lyraeon

the people who care about you do not want you to be miserable and would be sad to find out you are sacrificing for them when you don't have to be.

the people who expect you to keep quiet and never complain do not respect you or your feelings.

brightlotusmoon

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tumblr tags from juneOrARock reading: #saw a video today that said something like #when you give up pieces of yourself for the convenience of your friends and family #you are making them the villain in your story without them knowing #or having any way of fixing it /End ID]

chemsexholmes

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

scribblyspaceskeleton

warriorsmurf

Unfortunately your kids might also talk like Tumblr users. My daughter said "Get cherished, idiot" to her cat yesterday.

depsidase

phantomrose96

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

loki-zen

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

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makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

devourallusurvey

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

loveshoplifter

same but it's black people

devourallusurvey

That's right

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