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Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

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supreme-leader-stoat

"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.

plotbunnypettingzoo

soupevil

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

psychuan

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible

pinkbowsandstripedsocks

edwardspoonhands

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

fairypsychicarchive

andromedafalls

holy fuc

piisbetterthanpie

I didn’t even know it had a name

dogpuppy

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starpeace

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

starpeace

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”

elidyce

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU’VE ‘HACKED’ MANA DRAIN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’

WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’

WHY IS THIS WORKING

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

superjustaguyblog

Okay but other direction can ALSO be a lot of fun

“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”

“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”

“You know HOW many spells? HOW? ... What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”

“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water... Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”

anachronistic-cat

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hustlerose

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

the-big-mood

thoughtportal

numb hands

derinthescarletpescatarian

The fact that one of these moves is significantly more difficult for me than the other two at least tells me which nerve is probably the most fucked up

the-big-mood

This woman's dragon puppet

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ammnontet

my nothing

orcboxer

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

thestuffedalligator

Love fantasy settings where “fairy” is treated like a fantasy junk drawer. Settings where “fairy” means elves and goblins and pixies, but it also means trolls and fauns and rabbits in waistcoats and talking pianos.

Settings where if it’s magical, and meets a certain degree of whimsy, it’s a fairy. You know?

thestuffedalligator

#not to reference one of the biggest media properties of all time#but i love how fuckin WEIRD fairies get in pokemon (via @strawberry-crocodile)

Hand to god forgot about pokemon when I made this post but god fuck yes that is exactly what I’m talking about.

thestuffedalligator

I was talking about this with a friend and she nodded and went “Like the muppets”

This is a fairy court.

prokopetz

Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.

nearo

boymounter

yokowan

deeply amusing to me how the term "minicomputer" was coined very prematurely

yokowan

^ this is a minicomputer fyi

donjuaninhell

And these are microcomputers. Yeah we really weren't expecting just how small we'd be able to shrink things down.

minix-official

We should keep the trend going, laptops should be nanocomputers and smart phones should be femtocomputers

e-the-real-etherealist

I think I'm mutuals with a femtocomputers

cheesedreamsaremadeofswiss

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triviallytrue

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

niggazinmoscow

THIS RIGHT HERE

afronerdism

You guys are dangerously close to realizing specifically what kinds of people they keep from voting and why.

molothoo

I want to drill this into everybody’s head:

The United States of America has the highest prison population in the world

Black Americans and Latin people make up the majority of this population (many of whom are non-violent offenders)

Federal Prisons in America require that their state keeps their prisons at a maximum occupancy at all times.

The 13th amendment did not entirely abolish slavery…just one form of it. It remains legal through industrial prison system

scretladyspider

Oh and we have privatized prisons which allow companies to actually make money off of keeping people incarcerated

dantalaois

odinsblog

Here’s what’s really perverse: prisoners, who cannot vote, still get counted in the U.S. Census. The more prisoners a county has, the more representation it gets, even though the prisoners cannot vote. See how that works? The more black and brown people they lock up, the more government resources and political representation they get. Even though those prisoners have no say and cannot vote.

If county-A has a population of 50 voters but no prisons, and county-B has a population of 50 voters and 50 prisoners, the county with the prisoners gets more government funding and more political represention. This is sometimes called “prison gerrymandering” and it is used in redistrictring.

Not so fun Fact: Southern states that reliably vote for Republicans also have the highest prison population in the United States. (source). So mass incarceration is a double whammy. It’s both a form of voter suppression and a tool to strengthen white people’s political power.

isuggesteatingtherich

i have a suggestion

i-suggest-landback

me too

i-suggest-prison-abolition

Me three

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