i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

(flirting) i could be your problem