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Hermaphroditus

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"In ancient Greek religion and mythology, Hermaphroditus (/hərˌmæfrəˈdaɪtəs/ⓘ; Ancient Greek: Ἑρμαφρόδιτος, [hermapʰródi:tos]; sometimes conjugated with a feminine suffix as Hermaphrodite) is a child of Aphrodite and Hermes. Because Hermaphroditus was a child of Hermes, and consequently a great-grandchild of Atlas (Hermes' mother Maia was the daughter of Atlas), he is sometimes called Atlantiades (Greek: Ἀτλαντιάδης).[1] He has an androgynous body similar to that of an intersex person, and he is a minor romance deity symbolizing intersexuality, androgyny, and marriage." ...

"His variant name Hermaphrodite is the origin of the term hermaphrodite, which is Hermaphroditus with a feminine suffix as in Aphrodite. Because ancient Greeks thought in terms of hypostasis where various abstract phenomena were personified with deities, they referred to literal intersex people with reference to the god, as a Hermaphrodite. This creates a problem for researchers, as it is sometimes difficult to discern when an ancient source speaks of intersex people themselves or the god representing them."

"Hermaphroditus had long been a symbol of androgyny or intersexuality, and was portrayed in Greco-Roman art as a female figure with male genitals,[4] resembling an intersex man with gynecomastia.

"As a minor romance deity, he represents erotic love. As his name is associated with his parents Hermes and Aphrodite, he is especially associated with their qualities as erotic and fertility figures, with distinctly sexual overtones. While other minor romance deities represent complementary romantic concepts such as falling in love, passionate longing, lust, and weddings, Hermaphroditus represents the institution of marriage.[5]"

Aphroditus

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"Aphroditus or Aphroditos (Ancient Greek: Ἀφρόδιτος, Aphróditos, [apʰróditos]) was a version of the goddess Aphrodite originating from Amathus on the island of Cyprus and celebrated in Athens. He is the masculine version of Aphrodite. ... Aphroditus is the same as the later god Hermaphroditus ..."

Phanes

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"In Orphic cosmogony, Phanes /ˈfeɪˌniːz/ (Ancient Greek: Φάνης) or Protogonos /proʊˈtɒɡənəs/ (Πρωτογόνος 'Firstborn') is a primeval deity who was born from the cosmic egg at the beginning of creation. He is referred to by various names, including Erikepaios "Power" /ˌɛrɪkəˈpiːəs/ (Ancient Greek: Ἠρικαπαῖος/Ἠρικεπαῖος) and Metis "Thought".[2]" ...

"Phanes was a deity of light and goodness, whose name meant "to bring light" or "to shine";[6][7] a first-born deity, he emerged from the abyss and gave birth to the universe.[7] Nyx (Night) is variously said to be Phanes's daughter[5] or older wife; she is the counterpart of Phanes and is considered by Aristophanes the first deity." ...

"According to the Athenian scholiast Damascius, Phanes was the first god "expressible and acceptable to human ears" ("πρώτης ητόν τι ἐχούσης καὶ σύμμετρον πρὸς ἀνθρώπων ἀκοάς").[8] Another Orphic Hymn states:

You scattered the dark mist that lay before your eyes and, flapping your wings, you whirled about, and throughout this world you brought pure light. For this I call you Phanes, I call you Lord Priapos, I call you sparkling[9] with bright eyes.[10]"

Agdistis

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"Agdistis (Ancient Greek: Ἄγδιστις) is a deity of Greek, Roman, and Anatolian mythology who was a hermaphrodite, having been born with both male and female reproductive organs. The deity was closely associated with the Phrygian goddess Cybele.[1]" ...

"Both Pausanias and Arnobius present Agdistis as being born an hermaphrodite, whom the gods caused to be castrated. According to Pausanias this was because the gods were afraid of Agdistis, while Arnobius makes clear this fear was a reaction to Agdistis' androgyny, which produced in him "a fierceness of disposition beyond control, lust made furious", derived "from both sexes!".[34] Agdistis is also intimately associated with the boy Attis, who, like the Agdistis in Arnobius' version, self-castrates. The central theme of these accounts have been taken by some to be "the myth of the primeval Androgyne",[35] a theme also seen to be present in "other Phrygian religious traditions"" ...

"Agdistis held a special place in the Phrygian religious traditions surrounding Cybele.[14] The accounts of Agdistis given above revolve around Attis who was the young consort of Cybele and prototype of her eunuch priesthood.[15] And Agistis's story was a mythic aition, or origin myth, which was supposed to explain why Cybele's priests were eunuchs.[16] Although the Great Mother does not figure directly in Pausanias' account, she figures throughout Arnobius', seemingly in parallel with Agdistis, where they both love Attis, enter the closed city and disrupt the wedding, and join together in mourning his death.[17]"

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