Mild And Hammered

saw a sunset that reminded me of superman and fixated on it the whole way home

Bruce: did you change your shampoo? It smells different from the one you usually use.

Clark: oh, I did but it’s kinda weird that you know that B

~later in the batcave with Alfred~

ATTN: ARTISTS/ILLUSTRATORS/CARTOONISTS OF G+/Tumblr/Facebook/DeviantArt/Twitter/etc: it’s the Homoerotic Superman Pin-Up Challenge! I challenge you to make a homoerotic version of a Superman iteration of your choice — pre-existing or your own invention! Racial, ethnic, cultural, age and body type diversity are especially welcome. Instructions on how to deliver your pin-up are at the end of this posting. :) Any version of Superman in ANY work and medium qualifies for the homoerotic pin-up treatment!  Here are some Supermans for you to homoeroticize: — Homoerotic Barrel-Chested Dad 60s Superman! — Homoerotic Sunshine Superman, who’s no jive turkey! — Homoerotic Muscle Hunk 70s Superman! — Homoerotic Hairy Chested Late-80s Superman! — Homoerotic Soviet Superman! — Homoerotic Red Kryptonite Ant-head Superman! — Homoerotic Hyper-bulgy 90s Superman! — Homoerotic Long White-Bearded Grampy Superman From The Future! …and so on! With red underpants preferred, but that’s just my bias. :-D Your deadline is Sunday, August 4th, 2013.  When you are done with your illustration, send the image to [email protected] along with 1) the name you want me to credit for the illustration, 2) a link to your web-presence if you want me to use one with the Tumblr post, and 3) the name you want me to link to on G+ and/or Facebook if you want me to link you there as well. I will post Homoerotic Superman Pin-Ups on my tumblog and on my other online presences with link and credit as I receive them. I will announce category winners after the deadline!  

Please reshare with your gay or gay-friendly illustrator and cartoonist friends :)

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Superman! 

This is from Batman/Superman: World's Finest #38. Look at this. Look at this man, swooning on his back, legs spread, calling Bruce's name. There is no straight explanation for this.

Bruce realizing that he has 4 gen z children.

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