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hi you guys! i was wondering if anyone could help me find this fic i read before.
its Damian centric (though I'm not sure it tagged that way) and i'm pretty sure it has him get dosed in cuddle pollen (though take this with a grain of salt) and tim finds him and helps him out with the cuddle pollen symptoms and damian reveals that he in a past incident he was planning to take tim to a room or something with only the two of them and give him a knife to let him seek fair retribution for damian trying to harm him which makes tim say straight up that, that is insane.
sorry if its vague I read this fic a while ago and ive been scouring A03 for it for the longest time
i love the idea of Bruce spoiling Clark (+ his parents) with extravagant gifts. especially if they're not officially dating or just started dating. even better if he just never mentions he's the one sending gifts.
like Clark mentioned one time that his favorite cologne was going to run out soon at a league meeting. he doesn't even remember mentioning it afterwards, but you know who did? Bruce. who decided the best way to remedy that is sending him multiple boxes of his favorite cologne to his front door.
Another time Clark complained to batman that his boss wanted him to go to a black-tie gala, and his only suit isn't in good enough condition to wear for such an event but he doesn't have enough money to get a better looking one and it's not like he would know which suits are best for such an occasion anyway. but do you know who does know? Bruce. so, he takes it upon himself to send the man multiple suits not only for black tie events but for any other occasions that Clark might need to go to. (and you know all those suits fit perfectly)
one day he mentions that he has to leave a league meeting early because his dad needs extra help on the farm since the tractor broke down and they need to save up for a new one (idk anything about farm work sorry :( ) but you know who doesn't need to save up? Bruce. so he goes to Ma and Pa Kent and asks them what type of tractor they need so he can buy it for them. of course, at first they refuse such an offer. its such a big purchase but after a lot of convincing (more like begging) Bruce buys them one.
at this point Clark is getting suspicious, yes, its nice that he's getting such lovely thought out gifts and he does appreciate them and yes it is pretty flattering to have a secret admirer but he does feel kind of bad. he's really the only one benefiting from these transactions so he goes about setting up security around his home and calling the companies that the products that are being sent to him are from to see who is buying them but all they say is that they want to keep being anonymous. and when he asks his parents, they just smile that smile that parents do when they know something you don't and just say the person wants to be anonymous.
the breaking point is when he off handedly mentions that he misses hanging out with his parents since he's just been so busy juggling work and being superman and hasn't found time to visit for as long as he would like (in my mind he visits his parents at least every other week. just only for a lunch or dinner before he has to zip off again) so Bruce decides to give Mr. and Ms. Kent an all expenses paid trip so they can visit their son in metropolis. of course, Bruce has to beg them to let him do so but they manage to reach an agreement and they go visit Clark.
after Clark sends off his parents at the airport and goes back home, he immediately calls Bruce and is like hey let's have dinner together at my place and so Bruce comes by none the wiser and is eating at the table with Clark when he's like I know what you've been doing. Bruce mid bite looks up at him with startled deer in headlight eyes and immediately apologizes. he's saying sorry if he was making Clark uncomfortable or if it was too much and if Clark didn't want to talk to him ever again he would understand when he's interrupted mid tirade by Clark kissing him that he just can't help melting into.
when they break apart Clark tells him that its fine and that he really appreciates the gifts and he just wanted to be able to give back as much as Bruce gave him.
and they live happily ever after.
not featured:
bruce: alfred, i'll be right back.
Alfred: and may i inquire as to where you are going, master bruce?
Bruce: i'm going to clarks parents house.
alfred eyebrow raised: and may i ask why?
Bruce: i'm going to buy them a tractor
Alfred: and you don't think this is getting a bit excessive?
bruce *not getting the point*: what do you mean?
Alfred: well, master clark only mentioned the tractor in passing
Bruce: so?
Alfred to professional to sigh outwardly: nevermind then master bruce, enjoy your trip.
bruce: alright? bye alfred. :)
also not featured:
right after bruce pays for the tractor
Pa Kent: please stay for dinner, its the least we can do for you.
bruce: oh no, i'm okay. i didn't want to do this for something in return so please don't feel obligated to do anything for me
Ma kent: nonsense! we want you to come eat with us because we want to learn more about our future son in law besides the fact that he pretends to be an airhead by day and dresses up as a bat to fight criminals by night
Bruce who heard future son in law and immediately turned red: 😳
ma kent: and also because you look like you'd fly away if we turned on the leaf blower in your general vicinity
also not featured
when clark first started receiving things
clark opening a box of expensive (insert what ever item you want here): oh geez. I really hope it's not from lex Luther again 😐
Imagine being being traumatized and used since you were essentially a toddler with no true sense of self identity and then having to uproot your whole life, move to a whole other continent, to live with strangers who clearly don’t like you and expect you to assimilate to their way of life even though they don’t explain it to you and saw that everything that you’ve learned is wrong. And when you put your whole being in learning how to act like them and learning the right way of doing things. you never get the recognition for all the effort you put in and get insulted, the strangers your supposed to see as family often using your insecurities to put you down.
And even after you finish your redemption arc the fandom treats your entire personality as “Tim drake hater”
Damian Wayne deserves better
And by extension the Al ghul family
I’m trying to find this fic (it’s Damian centric but idk if it’s tagged as such) and the only part I really remember is that Damian is walking (puppy) Titus and either he lets go of the leash or the dog starts running and Damian trips or something and his internal dialogue is something like, “he’s so small, he doesn’t know how to protect himself yet he needs someone bigger to protect him”
And there’s another fic or maybe the same fic idk but it’s with Damian and Titus again and Titus barks at a squirrel or something alike and Damian is like I should punish the dog so he knows how to behave and then is like wait I shouldn’t do that and he starts reflecting upon himself/childhood i think
Sorry it’s so vague, I haven’t read it in a while and that’s all I can remember 😭

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we haven't utilised the fact that damian has a phd in economics and has canonically helped run WE while bruce was in the time stream.
like theres sooo much potential for a crack fic or something.
Damian is cutting up some fruit for breakfast in the morning when drake walks in with dark eye bags and a scowl on his face but in a perfectly fitted suit
damian nodds at him, acknowledging his presence sensing that drake isn't up for a conversation at 7 am.
"uggghhh. they should make it illegal to have a board meeting at 7;30 am." drake grumbles, turning towards Damian expecting a scathing remark and pleasantly suprised when hes met with damian's thoughtful expression.
"i could attend the meeting in your place drake," damian offers finally meeting his gaze.
tim takes some time to mull it over, if he wasn't running on 1 hour of sleep he would've realized the cons of letting his 10 year old baby brother go to a board meeting but since he wasn't thinking of all the things that could go wrong he just mumbled a, "ya sure, It's your funeral." and walked back to his room to sleep.
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later on bruce would get a very confusing phone call about how his 11 year old son managed to bring up WE profits by berating the WE board members into following along with his plans
Fic idea where it’s a 5 things plus 1 fic where it’s like 5 times dick has saved Damian and one time it was the other way around and I want the ending to be where Damian sacrifices himself so heretic won’t kill his brother
Please get off the Damian Wayne abuses t!m dr@ke and emotionally abuses Bruce Wayne off of my screen those are grown people they are not getting “abused” by a 10-13 year old boy. Be so fucking fr
Especially when in cannon so many people are so mean to him or just show blatantly that they don’t like him. like I understand it’s hard to be loving toward someone who tried to kill you [(in t!ms case) (tho t!m did get back at him more than once so it’s not one sided at all)] and who’s a brat but if more people treated him with actual kindness and remembered that he was 10 years old and was totally brainwashed by the league and sent to random strangers who made it clear that they don’t like him, he would be way more well adjusted than he was
I am sick and tired of mean heartless Damian Wayne propaganda. Get it off my screen.
Especially when it’s to uplift and make another character look better too 🙄
I read Robin war and that part where the main robins were telling the groups what Robin was being about and why did only Damian have such a bad/hard thing?
Like dick’s was family, Jason’s was confidence, Tim’s was investigation and Damian’s was suffering
Why was he the only one with a bad meaning/thing

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Does anyone know this one fic it’s 10 chapters long it’s superbat and it’s Bruce Wayne, little d!clue and Clark Kent and he’s getting an interview with Bruce and meeting him for the first time and dick is just like 😳 superman! and later on dick get kidnaped and I know the title had reporter in it
(Sorry that it’s so incoherent I just got out of pe class after intense workout in 80+ degree heat)
I feel like Mother’s Day would be a sore subject for all the batboys but for Jason and Damian particularly
Like both of their mothers had a hand in their deaths
I can’t say a lot for Jason Todd cause I don’t know much about his comics but damian must feel so weird about it because he loved his mother and I can’t help but think that he loves her as much as he hates her for what she’s done to him
Damian's intellect and martial abilities are overly underestimated by this fandom.
Like, this was him as a kid:
Always perfectly finishing his tasks, yet never seen as enough no matter what. He never had any other choice than to be less perfect in the eyes of people who didn't even know what perfect meant. He was always asked for more, to push himself even further.
I think the way some of you portray him in fanon (constantly getting beat down and bested by the people around him to 'teach him a lesson' because he's 'annoying') is a blatant disregard of his character.
The when I grow up song had been trending on my fyp and I’m just imagining Damian’s class singing it at the end of the school year. the teacher is like invite your parents and he does but doesn’t expect Bruce to come because the man’s busy and it’s beneath him to go to such a trivial event from the school but he still holds out hope. When the day comes and he’s on stage singing with the class and looking at the audience and he frowns thinking that Bruce didn’t come when he locks eyes with him across the room and Damian is just like he came! He actually came! And when it’s over he goes over to his father and he’s about to ask if he did well and what he thought of the performance when Bruce just pulls him into a tight hug which Damian immediately melts into.
Imagine Bruce hiding his tears in Damian’s hair because that’s his baby and he already had to grow up and act like an adult even before he came to Gotham and he has already gone through so much in his little life and Bruce is hit with the fact that even though Damian has gone through hell and back (literally) he still retains some childhood innocence.
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If I had a nickel for every Damian Wayne whump/angst/centric fic that was actually just about Tim drake I’d be richer than Bruce Wayne
It’s actually insane how many fics I come across where it’s tagged Damian Wayne centric and it’s actually just Tim centric and the entire fic is either, Damian finally realizes the effects of his murder attempts or Damian says something really mean to Tim and Tim goes and saves his life afterwards (or something similar) and Damian has to be like o_o I hate how so many fics have Damian as the bad guy who finally sees consequences (like he never had any in the comics🙄) and Tim as the little victim who the rest of the bat family realizes needs love
Bruce: *sniffing*
Bruce: did you change your shampoo? It smells different from the one you usually use.
Clark: oh, I did but it’s kinda weird that you know that B
~later in the batcave with Alfred~
Bruce: *head in his hands*: he thinks I’m weird