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why dont we ever talk about the strong as fuck nice mummy?? it's friendly. it's so fucking friendly and chill with it

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

seeing girls faces after i lift them into my arms and hearing them say no one’s done that before makes hitting the gym so worth it. i wanna make every single girl over 6 ft tall feel like a precious little princess because you all are. i love you. i do all of this for you.

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre