*hat tip*

@t4tmetalsonic

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

Ich glaube wir leben in der schlechten timeline von Momo

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

"den Umständen entsprechend" is one of my favourite german phrases of all time. Ich sag dir nicht was die Umstände sind, wenn du die nicht kennst ist das dein Problem. ultimate boss of nuance. "it is what it is" but 10 times more german. Ich geh mich jetzt den Umständen ersprechend aus dem Fenster werfen

Reblog and put in the tags which bands/artists you've listened to the most, lately

crazy toxic lesbian sex would not have fixed elanor vance but she shouldve tried anyway

90% of doomed women stop just before the house will eat them. KEEP BANGING ON THOSE DOORS

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character