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#wodka tonic panik #lennys fics #eberhoferkrimi #franz eberhofer #trans!franz #und ja‚ die Vorlage für das Deckblatt war Zwetschgendatschikomplott 🫶💞💞#Das hier ist außerdem meine Initiativbewerbung für den Deutschen Taschenbuch Verlag #stellt mich ein 🫶

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im curious about peoples usage of drafts. i have 29 rn and that feels like a lot but...

how many tumblr drafts do you have right now

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sabertoothwalrus

it’s 2026 so we can stop referring to bras solely by their cup size, right? everyone knows that cup sizes change depending on the band size right and thus are meaningless when mentioned on their own, right? that a 38B has a larger boob volume than a 32D, right? that “D cups” are actually pretty small in the grand scheme of things, right??? that the number on a bra size is your ribcage measurement in inches so if someone wears a size medium it’s impossible for them to have a band size over 36, right?????????? right???????????

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please learn this

Accurate bra size calculator based on 6 measurements.

bras personally make me dysphoric, but the information packrat in me loves the resources from r/abrathatfits

Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.

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Let me know when shencomix's egg cracks.

We grow closer each day

Somebody get him to play Celeste. Let's try and crack that egg.

It is imminent, I believe.

Y'all....

We need like a countdown clock or something

Don't forget this one

Shen, I am saying this with nothing but love and support, but you can be a woman AND a lesbian if you really want that. It's allowed. It's allowed. I know these feels so hard. I know the pressures of the world so deeply. Even with all that, you can be a woman. You can be a lesbian. It's allowed.

You can live your truth.

Not beating the egg allegations

Further evidence of eggdom

I'm sorry I'm like this but I have to keep scrapbooking just in case it happens. She'd be happy to have some flags from the past a-waving if she's like literally any transfem I've known. More evidence.

Put her in the maid dress

One of y'all has to know them in real life. Please help. She can just be a lesbian. It's easy. You just have to be a woman who loves women. There is no cis-straight explanation for all of this.

I MISSED ONE WHERE SHE'S IN THE MAID DRESS ALREADY

I HAVE FAILED IN MY DUTY AS EGG CHRONICLER. PLEASE ACCEPT MY SEPPUKU AS PAYMENT FOR MY CRIMES.

Eggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggegg

We are all being trolled! There is a woman at the wheel!

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YALL FORGOT GIRLSHEN???

Or how about these, from the year of our lord 2019:

Latest addition

It isn't even a joke at this point

I think Shen is trying to say something

Which could mean nooooothing

I’ll bet $3.26 USD, the other half of my sandwich (when found), and a large chunk of moss that I found in the forest that she’ll figure it out/take a hint within 30 days

🍳be scrambled, shen. You will make a wonderful omelet and an even better lesbian

estrogenandspite

Okay look I normally don’t engage with “is this person an egg?” stuff for people I don’t know personally but here is a post where the dream is literally being a “lady”bug at this point I’m convinced the egg is cracking/has cracked and this + the wolf storyline is a soft launch of the announcement.

If someone's got the single page of the sheep comic conclusion, please post it under this.

Here it is!

Call me a delusional tranny I guess, but its kinda weird that a "totally straight/cis man" would feel such strong offense at receiving this message. A straight dude would probably make a Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack joke, not feel disgusted by the implication. Even as humor, getting called a little boy and feeling like it's a slur is a symptom of not being a cis guy, tbh.

This reads like your average transfem discord interaction.

Average straight boy behavior. Allegedly.

OH COME ON

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I'm not the first to say it, but transfems often face the cruel reality of transmisogyny long before transitioning. Could mean nothing tho.

The Neru-posting got me like 👀

From toxic yuri comics to radical acceptance comics to vocaloid posting

Average "straight boy" behavior for sure

I'm just waiting on a morph ball comic at this point. I feel like a dog when the neighbors with a privacy fence get a new dog with all this girlsmell wafting off these drawings.

Finger on the pulse of trans lesbian America

I feel like I'm being toyed with

The "straight boy" to succulent elf meat enjoyer pipeline

In the next comic she's in a dress still hating anime

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"The comic boy keeps making comics about how much he likes yuri, so much so that they're getting animated by third parties."

Every transfem has lived exactly this (if closeted during their teen years)

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Getting bullied for your [sports thing] being girly is one of them flag things I think.

I'm not "~cRaZy~ insane... asylum dot mp4" right?

There is no such thing as a himedanshi at the end of the day. Just himejoshi in waiting.

I've been busy trying to make enough money to survive recently, so here are a few highlights that felt a bit eggy to me:

https://www.tumblr.com/shencomix/795597277968400384

It was a crazy holiday season, but I'm back with an egg-watch update!

It's been a minute, but I have an addition

G I R L S H E N S P O T T E D

F I R I N G E S T R A D I O L M I S S I L E S

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Marvelousness detected! This thread is marvelous!

M-.... Marvelous-chan....

She's just girlshen now. This on the heels of announcing talking to a therapist about gender. Which could mean nothing.

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From 2015

Top 15 Characters as voted by our followers; 3 — Annalise Keating

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beavesaintmarie

#this is so important to me #we have a character who is very strong on the outside #but hides a deep self loathing #and she’s the main character #and has a normal job and seems normal from the outside looking in #but is dealing with mental illness #and it isn’t glamorized or glorified #hell it isn’t even the main part of her story #but it’s real #and it’s important #she’s important (via @laurelance)

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Is he breedable?

Mr. Butlertron

Oh FUCK yes

Not really

...Wesley....

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#is the sky blue

its fucked up they dont have a poop emoji without a face. is it sentient? thats really fucked up. its just really fucked up to do that. they made a poop and then forced eternal life upon it. its just fucked

sabertoothwalrus

yeah that’s really. shitty

#ich w7nscrje es gäb auxh noch nen Pipi-Emoji mit Gesicht #damit sie küssen können

Describe your oc to me. Poorly.

#her drag number looks like Just Dance 4 Primadonna DLC #(I realized the other day... 🚬)#deniz yıldız

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sleepyquietgirl

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

#what the fuck is even happening anymore

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graveyardrabbit

I really love those posts of people showing their stuffed animals various things and locations, gonna start doing that

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showing my giant ground sloth the Feather River and the Feather River Fish Hatchery fish ladder

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showing my cat the location of the last stagecoach hold-up in San Mateo County

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showing my sockeye salmon The Gates Of Hell

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showing my humpback whale Methuselah the coast redwood

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showing my banana slug the grave of Emperor Norton

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showing my tiger the geographic center of California

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showing my elephant seal a spirit photograph

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showing my javalina the 1906 earthquake fence

showing alfred the aftonsparv the statue of sappho at the met

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I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

*flies past*

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