★ mache mein Ding ★ ungeniert ★ wohlgemut

the stupidest thing to come out of the internet is the idea that you have to censor any glimpse of your feet lest the feral hoards of foot fetishists come and jerk off to it. i hate to break it to you but there’s not a single part of the human body that isn’t a fetish and if you genuinely can’t compartmentalise that fact you should not be posting picture of yourself online lol!

if another FUCKING person mentions the fucking werewolves from twilight I'm going to burn this whole site down and take you all with me

:|

@berg-gry

I would marry my local river if i could

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time