★ mache mein Ding ★ ungeniert ★ wohlgemut

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

If you think misogyny doesnt exist within the queer community, you are probably benefiting from misogyny

If you think racism doesnt exist within the queer community, you are probably benefiting from racism

Love trans women who can't cry because of decades of forced emotional repression

Love trans women who get so nervous overthinking their response they just never text back

Love trans women who are bad at making friends

wildflowers thriving on the side of the road i see you i love you girls

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like