★ mache mein Ding ★ ungeniert ★ wohlgemut

when ppl don’t put tags on reblogs it does make me a little sad…. like….. what are you thinking…. how are you feeling…. what have we done to each other…. what will we do….

Shout out to mediocre black people actually. Shout out to black people who are bad at shit. You don’t need to be the best for your life to matter.

Hey kids, have you heard of the hottest new summer trend? It's called lying under a tree and looking up at the sunlight dancing through the leaves, and all the cool kids are doing it.

Yeah even if you have perfect color vision the "flavored" is invisible depending on the ambient lighting, I couldn't believe the audacity???

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position