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woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better

do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

"Lonliness epidemic" they say, but they're not even willing to reach out or say hello at random or seem too attached or seem to nosy or ask "the wrong question" or move things "too fast" or risk any rejection or say sorry and move on or respond more meaningfully than "cool" and "oh?" or be the first to speak up or state any interest or risk any intimacy or speak outside their favored interest for a second or learn something new or meet someone older or meet someone younger or even just send a meme now and again

well if weird gay women dont like something whats the point

i am at my clits end