★ mache mein Ding ★ ungeniert ★ wohlgemut

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

They should make it easier for trans women

MEINE BUSSY POPS WALDMEISTER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

i can do what i wanna do, i can be who i wanna be, isnt that crazy like my life is my design fuckkkkkk

You can begin this process at any time, regardless of how old you have become.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

dna is often explained as if it was computer code, but its important to remember its literally a bunch of physical strings. just as important as the sequence itself is how these physical strings are packaged and where proteins attach to them, because this determines which parts can even be read

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience