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aki: ezekiel has only knocked me out three time this week. our friendship is really developing.

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ezekiel: you spent all our money on THIS?? gabriel, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: they live outside. they need this.

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gabriel: *is hugging kiki* aki: hey! It's my turn to hug kiki! aki: *grabs kiki* ivy: *kicking down the door* what do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? we agreed now is my time slot! gabriel: no, it's still my turn! kiki: *suffocating* guys, i love you, but just because i'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! aki: but we need the moral support! gabriel: and you're small! which is cute! ivy: if i don't hug you right now i think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. kiki: *close to tears* well- i, i guess.

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ivy: the floor is lava! aki: *helps gabriel onto the counter* ren: *kicks ezekiel off the sofa* ezekiel: *lays on the floor* ivy: ...are you okay? ezekiel: no.

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ezekiel: we have a problem. ivy: let me guess, you caused it? ren: gimme a sec, i’m not drunk enough to listen to this yet. aki: and it's another tuesday, your point? kiki: would shooting you solve this problem? no? then shut up. gabriel: if you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

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ivy: bye kiki! bye gabriel! bye ezekiel! bye ren! bye kiki! aki: you said ‘bye kiki’ twice. ivy: i like kiki.

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ren: dinosaurs aren't extinct. i mean, ezekiel is walking in this room. kiki: *wheeze*

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ivy: i’m a reverse necromancer. kiki: isn’t that just killing people? ivy: ah, technically.

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kiki, walking into gabriel and ezekiel’s bedroom in the middle of the night: i had a bad dream. gabriel: what was it about? ezekiel: no, don’t ask her that! gabriel: why not? ezekiel: cause she’ll answer!

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ezekiel: god, i love gabriel. kiki: yeah, you fucking better.

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ezekiel: let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. gabriel: okay. ezekiel: and make out during the scary parts. gabriel: th- gabriel: the scary parts. gabriel: of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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ivy: can you cut me some slack, kiki? i’m sort of in love. kiki: i’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. ivy: i’m in love with you. kiki: *blushes* oh. that brings me in the loop a little.

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ren: look, ezekiel, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its monday.

gabriel: what the fuck is wrong with you?? ezekiel: what? no good morning? gabriel: good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

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ivy: bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! kiki: bet you I can! ezekiel: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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ren: what’s wrong? you look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. ezekiel: fucking kiki and ivy were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. i didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

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ivy: the only thing i'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

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ezekiel: here is my wall of inspirational people. kiki: is that a picture of you? ezekiel: yes, i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself.

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gabriel: do you want to play 20 questions? ezekiel: sure! ezekiel: whats your favorite color? gabriel, laser fucking focused: triangle. do you like men?

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gabriel: ezekiel is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. what should I do? ren: punch him in the stomach. then, when they double over in pain, kiss them. kiki: tackle them! ivy: dump him. aki: kick them in the shin! ezekiel: no to all of those! just ask me to lean down!

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kiki: can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? ezekiel: general mathematics 8th grade edition.

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ren: gabriel is taking credit for ezekiel's work, getting them to deal with everything, and making fun of him! you know what they sounds like? kiki: you? ren: no, i meant... you know ezekiel. in spite of being clever and sarcastic they’re also... fragile and weird and he has trouble fitting in. and gabriel is taking advantage of their weakness! you know what that’s called? kiki: a ren? ren: ...yeah, but i’m the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?

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kiki: i owe you one. ivy: that’s ok. you can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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gabriel, rushing into the room: it’s terrible, just terrible! i am so upset! ezekiel: gabriel, honey, sit down! sweetheart, tell us all about it. ren, would you get gabriel some water? ren: what is it gonna do with water? has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? have you ever heard anyone say, “thank God, the water’s here!”?

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ezekiel: *makes gabriel a cup of tea but puts salt in it* gabriel: *sips tea* ezekiel: gabriel: *finishes tea* ezekiel: didn't it taste bad? gabriel: yeah, but i didn't want to hurt your feelings so i drank it all. ezekiel, tearing up: oh, okay.

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ivy: i'm bored. kiki: wanna commit first degree murder? ivy: Sure! gabriel, hearing them: no- stop, don't do that! put that knife down! put ezekiel down!!

(this one is the whole webtoon they’re gonna be in, in one incorrect quote)