Sun and Stars

what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.

i see a medium sized rock and i’m like “god. i need to go stand on this and be 14 inches higher off the ground right now”

I want him to knee me in the throat like that GOOD GOD

the internet has ruined me honestly i’m numb to everything. it could be the end of the world and i’d be like “tag urself i’m the acid rain”

being six feet tall seems a little excessive

it seems the talls have found this post whilst they were rooting about the foliage with their brontosaurus necks

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

Queueing this for next year

I think monks and druids are the funniest possibility for evil characters. Like you've achieved inner peace or harmony with nature but you're just a fucking bastard about it

S T O P

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

This spoke to my soul wth

I feel attacked.

i hate this post yet it keeps coming back

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

“ur brian”

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man