i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

not to be a disgusting pervert but i really want someone to hug me from behind wrap their arms around me and rest their head on my shoulder

i keep my stupid heart WIDE OPEN at all times #myStupidHeart

I hate how quickly potatoes go bad these days... anyone else notice this...

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

I admit I have enjoyed looking at boobies once or twice

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

i don't fw those ugly straight boy fags from the hockey show