MT Thoughts

Tired but had a great few days in #Salem and #Portland. Thank you to everyone who helped me get spots, thanks to Brent Lowery for letting me crash on your floor. And thanks to @diybarpdx, @pocketskuhtay and @kenhamlett for helping me do my favorite thing in the world @watchingpaintdryshow. This was a great escape. Now to drive back to reality. #standup #comedy #art #painting #pnw #paintandsip @capitolcitytheater @alexanderaverytheprodigy #bobross #thejoyofpainting #happytrees (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvddaMcHeWP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ji3utttuux5d

Doing my favorite thing @watchingpaintdryshow w/ @kenhamlett and @pocketskuhtay! #standup #comedy #art #painting #paintandsip #thejoyofpainting (at DIY BAR) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvdG_xJHbOM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=181s794cykiwv

❤️ @levimanis (at SyKart Indoor Racing Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvIjPspALBm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=srshspq2ruff

About to race for my spot! Yeah #comedy! #standup #youreither1storlast #rickybobby (at SyKart Indoor Racing Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvIfwG1A84m/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=m88a110cgpz5

Have a great #stpatricksday. #samuelljackson #saintpatrick #snakesonaplane https://www.instagram.com/p/BvHumAsnGZd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hw2k4533ajjv

Hey! My album is on sale on @applemusic to stream/ buy, and available to stream on @spotify. Just two new ways you can ignore my album! On sale for $5 on @cdbabymusic. #itspronouncedmichael #comedy #standup #album #marketing https://www.instagram.com/p/BvDo--Eg_E4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s72xbpflgwub

Holy cow! #cincodecuatro came early this year! #arresteddevelopment https://www.instagram.com/p/BvDbCQ6gfI3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mbugp6kb8wqb

It’s crazy how comedy offends. More than those we should be offended by. Great job #petedavidson. I’m on your side. #catholicchurch #religion #jokes https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu7wjpHHRV-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=t0lmmsso97ap

Happy #ashwednesday. #geicocommercial #pokemon #ashketchum #camel #mashup #meme #humpday https://www.instagram.com/p/BusUenEA3iw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=a04e1ss3wt57

Ended the episode. Here’s every one of S1e1 a Walk in the Woods I’ve done since I started the show. Hopefully the recording of me and my nephew will be good enough to throw up the video. I never thought #painting would be a part of my life (just look at what I made) but here I am. i love this dumb thing too much. @watchingpaintdryshow #art #acrylicpainting #bobross #thejoyofpainting #happyaccidents #happytrees https://www.instagram.com/p/Buk3pr1Haf5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6f2c7slehedo

#painting to a #bobross #thejoyofpainting episode w/ my nephew. S1E1 “A Walk in the Woods” @watchingpaintdryshow https://www.instagram.com/p/Buksc_YgudN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vp1tz4k72i23

About to do my favorite thing: @watchingpaintdryshow w/ @jonricecomedy and @jennawithasmile at the @diybarpdx ! #happytrees #standup #comedy #art #bobross https://www.instagram.com/p/BuVFNtSAYiq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=d4671wogtvcr

@deltaco: now serving #philosophy. #socraticmethod #softtacomethod https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt-f-0CA81i/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dhjywlzxx8im

One for those who like another version of the #menageatrois: #happyvalentinesday #threesome #dildo #vibrators #kink #lube https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt5G4eeAgWY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qj9ov4pke9jj

He’ll love you long after you’re gone. #happyvalentinesday #valentinesdaycard #serialmonogamy #tedbundy #serialkiller https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt4NpWbA3r5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1opaw5a6jwc07

Reminder for your #valentinesday #fyrefestival #safesex #jarule #poetry https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt37MSlgogt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4sef8mlneeeb

Who says #romance is dead? #happyvalentinesday #loveyourself #menageatrois #threesome #kinkyshit #kinkymemes #kink #memes https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt3sWqqABs3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z1gfx2pnwxo8