…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)

The only way to play the game is to work the crowd 🎤

Get ready for Crowd Control - a new series hosted by Jacquis Neal

The 6 episode season premieres September 8th - only on @dropoutdottv

I guess Joe Rogan said there was some high school where there was a kid identifying as a cat, which is bullshit. I was Mr. Mistoffelees for one semester.

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