Bruh

Jaune: You’re single?

Pyrrha: Yeah.

Jaune: I’m single too. You know what that means?

Pyrrha: That maybe we could…

Jaune: That nobody wants us, bitch!

Pyrrha: Ah?!

Jaune: :D

If you mean about Nikos' arc, it's nothing much, it's just arkos but they're both either tsunderes or hate-loving eachother, which may lead to dumb shit like this, very funny short history/shitpost concept.

Jaune: You’re single?

Pyrrha: Yeah.

Jaune: I’m single too. You know what that means?

Pyrrha: That maybe we could…

Jaune: That nobody wants us, bitch!

Pyrrha: Ah?!

Jaune: :D

Abandoned

Ch. 1 // Ch. 2 // Ch. 3 // Ch. 4 // Ch. 5 // Ch. 6 // Ch. 7 // Ch. 8 // Ch. 9 // Ch. 10 // Ch. 11 // Ch. 12 // Ch. 13 // Ch. 14 // Ch. 15 // Ch. 16 // Ch. 17 // Ch. 18

Abandoned au side stories

Pre split - Loved Filled Night // He Wears WHAT // Childhood

Redeemed - A 𝓡𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 Explanation // Anything for Family

Deceived -

I’m bored

One Last Happy Ending // Two Cold Hearts Thaw

Abandoned (Deceived Route)

Ch. 1 // Ch. 2

Abandoned (Redeemed Route)

White Knight:  White Queen Falls

Paladin:  RWBYvein | AO3 (indefinite hiatus; likely cancelled)

Firen Lhain:  RWBYvein | AO3 | RWBYvein Link Page

Primary:  Jaune + RWBY

Pairings

Lancaster (Jaune x Ruby):  RWBYvein | AO3

White Knight (Jaune x Weiss):  RWBYvein | AO3

Knightshade (Jaune x Blake):  RWBYvein | AO3

Dragonslayer (Jaune x Yang):  RWBYvein | AO3

White Rose (Ruby x Weiss):  RWBYvein | AO3

Ladybug (Ruby x Blake):  RWBYvein | AO3

Sunshine (Ruby x Yang):  RWBYvein | AO3

Checkmate (Weiss x Blake):  RWBYvein | AO3

Freezerburn (Weiss x Yang):  RWBYvein | AO3

Bumblebee (Blake x Yang):  RWBYvein | AO3

Threesomes

Albion (Jaune x Weiss x Yang):  RWBYvein | AO3

Knight Guard (Jaune x Weiss x Blake):  RWBYvein | AO3

Northern Sunrise (Ruby x Weiss x Yang):  RWBYvein | AO3

Stung Knight (Jaune x Blake x Yang):  RWBYvein | AO3

War of the Roses (Jaune x Ruby x Weiss; probably my favourite)

RWBYvein | AO3

Yin Yang (Weiss x Blake x Yang):  RWBYvein | AO3

Foursomes

All of the Above

Pollinated Knight (Jaune x RWBY):  RWBYvein | AO3

Secondary:  Adding Pyrrha

Pairings

Arkos (Jaune x Pyrrha):  RWBYvein | AO3

Threesomes

Arctic Warfare  (Jaune x Pyrrha x Weiss):  RWBYvein | AO3

Armoured Dragon (Jaune x Pyrrha x Yang):  RWBYvein | AO3

Bishop Guard (Pyrrha x Weiss x Blake):  RWBYvein | AO3

Platinum Rose (Pyrrha x Ruby x Weiss):  RWBYvein | AO3

Rose Gold (Jaune x Pyrrha x Ruby):  RWBYvein | AO3

Foursomes

Knight’s Board (Jaune x Pyrrha x Weiss x Blake):  RWBYvein | AO3

Pink Rose Gold (Jaune x Pyrrha x Ruby x Weiss):  RWBYvein | AO3

Sunlit Argos (Jaune x Pyrrha x Ruby x Yang):  RWBYvein | AO3

Tertiary:  Adding SSKR

Grandkittens (Jaune x Blake x Kali):  RWBYvein | AO3

Rose in Autumn (Jaune x Pyrrha x Ruby x Summer):  RWBYvein | AO3

Slain Nevermore (Jaune x Yang x Raven):  RWBYvein | AO3

Winter Wonderland (Jaune x Weiss x Winter x Willow):  RWBYvein | AO3

Tetranary:  Adding other girls.

Pairings

Holy Grail (Jaune x Velvet):  RWBYvein | AO3

Knightfall (Jaune x Cinder):  RWBYvein | AO3

Pink Lotus (Ren x Nora):  RWBYvein | AO3

note:  Pretty much every story has them as a background couple.

Silent Knight (Jaune x Neo):  RWBYvein | AO3

The Best You (Peter Port x Weiss Schnee):  RWBYvein | AO3

Witch Hunt (Jaune x Glynda):  RWBYvein | AO3

Threesomes

Argos and Naples (Jaune x Pyrrha x Neo):  RWBYvein | AO3

Fallen Ark (Jaune x Pyrrha x Cinder):  RWBYvein | AO3

Inquisition (Jaune x Pyrrha x Glynda):  RWBYvein | AO3

Knight in the Crosshares (Jaune x Velvet x Coco):  RWBYvein | AO3

Morgaine (Jaune x Velvet x Glynda):  RWBYvein | AO3

Night Grail (Jaune x Blake x Velvet):  RWBYvein | AO3

Tarnished Dreams (Jaune x Cinder x Emerald):  RWBYvein | AO3

Foursomes

Jaune’s Angels (Jaune x Cinder x Emerald x Neo):  RWBYvein | AO3

Juniper Berries (Jaune x Pyrrha x Nora x Ren):  RWBYvein | AO3

Rainbow Menagerie (Jaune + 3 submissive Faunus girls, usually Blake, Velvet, and Ilia)

RWBYvein | AO3

Ultimate

Arc-en-Ciel (Jaune x RWBY + at least one other girl, usually Pyrrha)

RWBYvein | AO3

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I’m going to pin this and keep updating it (complete)

Tumblr is less precise and AO3 is inclusive, (meaning if you look for bumblebee, you will get all of the stories that include Blake x Yang, even if included in a larger grouping).

Pyrrha: Hey Jaune, can we spoon while we sleep?

Jaune: No, I'd rather sleep like a empanada.

Pyrrha: An empanada?

Jaune: It's like spooning…

Pyrrha: *Smiles* Okay. *She turns over*

Jaune: *He leans close to her ear and whispers* …But with the meat inside.

Nora: *from her bed on the other side of the team room* well done fearless leader! That's the way!

Ren: *right besides her* you taught him that, didn't you?

Qrow: Who are you...?!

Tyrian: ...

Tyrian: (Behind Ruby) YOU... THE GIRL WITH THE SILVER EYES~! (Swings)

Qrow: RUBY-!

Ruby: (Ducks, Leaps away)

Tyrian: ...AAAH~! I've been sleepwalking for so long, I've lost my sense of detet- detach- direction~! Uhl... Words are so hard when you're in a haze...

Qrow: What the hell happened to Jaune?! He was covering for us! Blond kid, shield-

Tyrian: C'mere, Miss Ruby~. My goddess would like a few words with you~.

Ruby: WHERE? IS? JAUNE?

Tyrian: Who...? Oh~! The blue eyed one! Oh, he's fine. I'm quite pleasant with people who interest me... He's alive~.

Like, remember how he didn't know what aura was? Or even what was the SDC?

How about the fact he was able to push back a deathstalker claw with relative facility without training and only unlocking his aura a few minutes ago. An aura that is massive compared to everyone else we met.

Like, remember how he didn't know what aura was? Or even what was the SDC?

How about the fact he was able to push back a deathstalker claw with relative facility without training and only unlocking his aura a few minutes ago. An aura that is massive compared to everyone else we met.

Yang: How the hell are we going to get to the castle? It's surrounded by an army of Grimm!

Ruby: Yes, but we have to get to the castle.

Blake: Fighting head-on is out of the question.

Weiss: Yes, only an idiot would do something like that.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the castle

The "Hijueputas" from Team ORNJ staring at the Grimm head-on.

The results are either Spanish for "bastards", "motherfuckers", or "sons of bitches". Possibly even "whoresons".

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Jaune: *cradling his daughter tenderly on his chest*

Jessie: *cuddled up safe and sound in a warm blanket* 🥰

Pyrrha: *dangling her son upside-down by his ankle like a trophy fish* 😄

Pyrrha: *currently submerging her so in a river by his ankle* but jaune he’s in danger, this will make him invulnerable.

Jaune: *sighing while pinching his brow* I’ve read your books dear, you need to do so in the river stix not a river littered with sticks

In Charge

Weiss: I'm in charge here! So you better listen to me, or else!

Jaune: No you're not. Sit down.

Raven: Oh my, my old school uniform still fits!

Raven: …

Raven: Well… Mostly fits… what do you think, Yang?

Yang: It looks… a little… revealing, Mom.

Raven: Well, that's just because I grew up. And, out… well, what do you think, Jaune; Do I look good?

Jaune: You look fantastic, Ms. Branwen… really, really fantastic…

Yang: Are… Are you checking out my mom's breasts?!

Jaune: What?! No! I swear I’m not!

Yang: You better not, or else I’ll…?!

Jaune: I'm checking out her legs.

Yang: W-What...?

Jaune: And, those succulent juicy thighs.

Yang: What?

Jaune: I want her to crush my head between those thighs.

Yang: What?!

Raven: Hmmmm…? Okay, I'm game; do you want to do that now, or later~?

Yang: WHAT?!

Raven: Well, what do you say Tiger, ready to have some fun~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Now.

Raven: Then let's go have some fun Tiger?

Yang: ...

Emerald, visiting Saphron's place: "So uh, what do you guys do for fun around here?"

Jaune: "I don't really know, haven't stayed here very long. And we've been busy constantly. I don't really know what men and women do together either actually."

Emerald: "Me neither. You really can't think of anything?"

Jaune: ...

Emerald: ...

*cue The Lion Sleeps Tonight*

- some time later -

Emerald, nude in bed and disheveled: "Oh my God! Three times!?"

Jaune, beside her: "Sorry, I don't know what came over me. I must be tired..."

Emerald: .

Jaune: .

Emerald: .

Jaune: "Okay I'm ready again."

Emerald: "Wai- Mmpf!"

- In the next room -

Saphron, trying to sleep: "Oh... my God! How is he still going!?"

Terra, beside her with a sly grin: "Endurance runs in the family huh?"

Jaune: *cradling his daughter tenderly on his chest*

Jessie: *cuddled up safe and sound in a warm blanket* 🥰

Pyrrha: *dangling her son upside-down by his ankle like a trophy fish* 😄