I Came Across Time For You

Homelander is so funny to me, cause I saw so many sigma grindset patrick-bateman style edits of him saying dramatic stuff to phonk music, and I thought, "oh this guy must be a completely fucking terrifying villain, he must have more power than the sun or some shit" And he is and he does,,, but those edits did not at all prepare me for watching the show. He is a fucking loser. he has an oedipus complex, he is obsessed with drinking breast milk, he spent a scene scrolling through a compilation of memes about himself, while clenching his fist and whimpering, he's shorter than the normal guy protagonist, he elects himself head of Vought and then gets scared because he doesn't understand a single thing being said at a board meeting, for the first season his arch-nemesis is a fucking baby. And somehow, this guy has tapped into the manosphere gym-bro community, and become the pretty princess poor little meow meow for the tumblrinas, all while being an absolute fucking loser

hi, i’m moira rose, and if you love fruit wine as MUCH as i do, then you’ll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner who brings the musk melon goodness to his oak chardonnay, and the daaaazzling peach cralllbapple to his riesling rioja. come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. you’ll remember the experience… and you’ll remember the name: herb irvling. ger.        bert hurngeif. irv herm,linger. bing liveheiger.      liveling.  bert herkert

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

Why do we never see these photos, only photos of helpless starving people? Why are Jews only depicted as helpless and sniveling? Why is despair the only Jewish emotion that gets shown, not anger or strength or determination or joy?

I want everyone to see this.

My grandfather was one of the American troops who “liberated” Buchenwald. In reality, the survivors found out the allied troops were on their way through a homemade radio. They had guns stored and ready when the time came. many of the guards who hadn’t fled yet were killed by the inmates. My grandpa was always adamant that, in part, “they liberated themselves”

I was so excited and emotional watching him experience this for the first time! It was like I got to experience it for the first time all over again.

#dude had a religious experience and is entirely correct for having done so  (tag by feltelures)

Remember that video of the crowd that sang Bohemian Rhapsody, as one, as they waited for the Green Day concert? (watch here: x). Every single person in that video had to learn the song from somewhere at some point in their lives. And now this guy shares that with them.

imagine your kid sucking so bad that you have to say "no that's fair" when someone puts him in the hospital

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

Unfortunately if you’re seeing this Charlotte stein @mightyviper just followed me so I’m about to be a whole lot more feral and horny on main in the hopes that her books get hornier through osmosis

What the fuck

this dude saw the future for sure

Hello new moots who’ve found their way to me ! I never do anything on here. Honestly because everybody just reblogs I became too terrified to write posts in case that was A Wrong.

But if writing a post is A Wrong, what are people re-blogging? Perhaps this is a great social experiment and there’s a Random Content Generator at the heart of it all, one with various iterations, each with a different personality. Maybe it is The Machine creating content and we all are its lab mice, re-blogging its content in hopes of a tiny piece of cheese.

Lol lol lol hey, I know full well it makes no sense that I feel this way, or even that I’m actually feeling it again over “replying” because I’m not sure if this is how you’re meant to reply On Here! But it just happens anyway! But I do know that I’m hoping you’re correct