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Whoppingly late to the game because when I watched it when it aired, it was after downloading the episode to my phone in low resolution without any captioning and while being besieged by airplane noises, so now I'm finally watching Dungeon Masters campaign 2, episode 3, while actually being able to hear everything!

(Upside, it was kind of a vibe watching it while flying over an actual desert!)

One thing I totally missed the first time: the chat! I missed you all! Watching the chat replay as well, already giggling at, "gonna be a short session if they all die of dehydration"

#dungeon masters actual play #dungeon masters #dungeons and dragons

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evaceratops

it just occurred to me that darth vader, master engineer, probably looked at the death star plans at some point and noticed the flaw, but didn’t bother to tell anyone about it because he despised everyone who was involved in the project

evaceratops

#krennic and tarkin: [die as a (indirect and direct, respectively) result of the death star’s flaw] #vader, who knew about that flaw and did nothing: unfortunate

rey-of-moonlight

“Unfortunate”

zeonicbolshevik

Meanwhile Vader, expert ace pilot, acts well below rank to supposedly fight off the attackers. Attackers who, as far as anyone else knows, can’t hope to do shit to the Death Star.

Convenient.

fluffycakesistainted

Convenient…

twilightofthe

Lol there are some ppl on here all “oh he was feeling a little Light so he knew he had to destroy it to do the Right Thing!!!” like nah. I love my boy but he’s a bag of stinky garbagé at this point and still totally evil.

He just despised the Death Star cuz everyone was all “nyeh heh this thing can do ur job for u u LOSER” and he actively loathed every single person who was on board it. Of course he was petty enough to ignore its self-destruct button. He’s just that bitch.

ekjohnston

this seems entirely reasonable sidebar: apparently thrawn treason is, like, mostly Krennic and Tarkin hating each other and i have never read a thrawn book but i might just read that one

kyraneko

Vader is high-key insulted by the existence of the Death Star, the effort and expense thrown into making it, and the way everybody’s praising it as the new ultimate power in the universe, and probably the worst part of the whole affair?

He has no one to bitch to about it.

Even the Emperor’s jumped on the superweapon hype train. Even the tolerably-competent officers like Tarkin are all #TeamDeathStar, and then there’s smug assholes like Admiral Motti who just won’t shut up about it, and honestly?

Vader’s probably been on the email CC list for the design since the project started. Years of enduring shitty design and interdepartmental bickering and watching some smarmy asshole in an inferior cloak prance about bloviating about his special superweapon like somebody who has an anime body pillow of the superlaser housing.

And then there’s this one scientist who keeps going on and on about this thermal exhaust problem.

Just. Huge amounts of emails on the subject, going on and on and on about it.

Vader is totally the only person who actually reads these after the first, like, five of them. Everybody else just skims through them with a side of “Seriously, Galen? Another one? Force-dammit, Krennic, couldn’t you have left him on that mudball with his family?” But Vader is bored out of his skull with 90% of his job anyway, and it’s not like he has anything better to do. Besides, viciously judging other people’s design abilities is the closest thing to pass for fun when there aren’t any Rebels to slaughter or armies to curbstomp, and there’s plenty of shit design for the judging.

He spots the flaw in the reactor the first time it appears in the plans.

He’d have shit himself if it wasn’t for the suit.

He promptly makes a bet with himself on whether anybody is going to spot it.

Nobody does.

They’re a pack of idiots. Every last one of them.

Maybe he contemplates telling them for like two-thirds of a second. It would be fun to lord his actual mechanical expertise over that little shit, Krennic.

But then he considers that he can only tell them once, and what if it were after the thing blew itself right the fuck up, what if that? He can still point out the flaw, and he can throw everyone’s stupidity right in their stupid faces, but also there’ll be no more Death Star.

So when Galen Erso sends out Thermal Exhaust Problem Analysis Report #6,109 and buried in paragraph 37 is a suggestion of an extra exhaust port, and Krennic responds with “SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN THERMAL EXHAUST PORT, GALEN, I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!” and Erso goes, “So you approve the solution?” and Krennic goes “S***** F*** LKJDGJFKL!!!!LJF$%#$DJF! YES!” Vader saves the email exchange for posterity and is downright cheerful the rest of the week.

True, he acts in its defense, chasing down Rebels when the plans are stolen. Of course he does. They’re Rebels, and hunting them down is his job and one of the very few pleasures of his existence. But it’s not for the Death Star. In fact, if one of them were to escape with its plans, and hide them successfully, and keep their location secret through torture and worse, and if another of them were to fly a starfighter well enough to keep from being destroyed long enough to drop a torpedo through that vulnerable exhaust port and touch off that reactor instability and turn the whole massive, ridiculous, wasteful, absurd, and vaguely insulting contraption into so much spacedust …

… well …

… oops.

Vader’s only regret about the whole affair is that Krennic predeceased it and is therefore unavailable for gloating to.

It doesn’t stop him from snagging a copy of the Rebels’ footage of the Death Star blowing up and posting it anonymously to the holonet with the added caption “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”

twilightofthe

sorry to put this post back in your notes op but this is probs my fave text chain i’ve ever participated in and reblogging it whenever i see it always brightens my day xD

noodleswithsoba-blog

It’d be hilarious if it goes absolutely viral and nobody knows it’s THE Lord Vader, just some random insider in the Empire. Just like I dunno, Matt or Rick or some other third guy but no.

It’s Vader. The last guy you want to see. The guy who’s basically a galactic boogeyman. He doesn’t have Krennic to mess with but he’s MORE than happy to watch it again and be all like…

‘They were all idiots. I wouldn’t put the exhaust port there, no way.’ It was basically a ‘Fuck you all specifically.’ move.

#this is canon. to me #star wars #rogue one #anakin skywalker

c3lest1ann

😷👍👍

#go thaisha go!#critical role #cr spoilers #vaelus #thaisha lloy #sir julien davinos

susiephone

Dracula Daily Accountability Poll!

July 18: You're a crewman aboard the Demeter. There's something on board that shouldn't be here. Something bad is going to happen. Someone needs to take watch while everyone else sleeps. Time to draw lots... If you choose the option with the least amount of votes, you're on watch tonight, and whatever happens, happens. Good luck.

.

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

How'd you do?

#i survived!#(for now!)#dracula #poll dancing

scribeherself

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

#ohh that's the good shit #writing

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earhartsease

quoth the rave: evermore!

#corvidcore

vergess

my least hear me out is Karlach from BG3. yea, she's a strong tall woman with horns that also could accidentally burn you, but apart from gamerbros whining over everything that isn't a sex doll I saw almost exclusively people saying that yea, she's hot (haha is that a pun)

Second, unrelated user @ryttu3k

Also Karlach from Baldur's Gate 3, who I can only ironically refer to as my girlfriend/wife so many times before it stops actually being ironic.

I mean the sheer simple fact that two people sent her in simultaneously would, in and of itself, be pretty conclusive evidence of her attractiveness being widely agreed upon.

But also:

This is the Women Who Explode Things With Hammers Axes Appreciation Website, so I may have a biased impression.

[The Reverse Hear Me Out Game]

ryttu3k

In-universe, too!

Anyway yes she is hot and also. The only-slightly-unironic "that's my girlfriend" thing. Legit I restarted my first run when I was almost entirely through act 1 because I needed to romance her.

#baldur's gate 3 #our fiery friend #i'm aro ace agender but i'm really gay #and have a big-ass crush on karlach

melancholygirls

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

stillalittlekid

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

christ-with-a-why

#THE ORIGINAL?#fanfiction

vergess

Neil Newbon, but like specifically the last image of this image set (which probably will get caught by the Tumblr filters).

I'm ace and mostly aesthetically attracted to women and lbr this is more gender envy than anything else. But also, those hips/that waist 👀

Okay there. Are a great many things I could say in response to that picture. Which uh. I will refrain from because I need to actually look up who the hell this person is first lmao.

Vo- voice actor? Looking like that???? What is he fuckin flat affected or something how the fuck???

Okay. Well. Anyway. If I had only read the man's wikipedia page, I'd've had to be like, "video game voice actors are not a conventionally attractive choice," and written a whole Thing, but nah.

When you're right you're right!

[The Reverse Hear Me Out Game]

ryttu3k

Oh this was back when he was doing film/TV, probably taken some time before they were posted back in like, 2012, he only started doing game acting later on. Not just voice acting! He does full performance capture (like motion capture only with full voice, face, and hand detailing) and actually runs a full PCAP academy. He looks like this now.

Definitely not a flat affect! Some clips - silly/ANGY, vulnerable (romanced, platonic; mentions sexual abuse and trafficking), shocked and horrified, soft, gentle, and optimistic (context: he's just refused a ritual that would give him huge amounts of power, which would have been at the expense of killing seven thousand people and also following the cycle of abuse his torturer put him under), evil (context: didn't refuse the ritual).

Some other characters! Here's Kamski from Detroit Become Human. I want to share a specific scene from Dead Take to show his recent live-action stuff but I can't find it individually, so here's the entire game and just skip to 2.38.50 for my favourite monologue (partially improvised) oh god I adore Chase (warnings for loudish static and shots of the other main character silently screaming). And for most recent stuff, he's in Dungeon Masters - here's campaign 1's Crem (a four-foot gnome Dr Frankenstein/dedicted girldad/secret wereraven) and campaign 2's Sailor (an angelic monk surfer who will learn the power of friendship by the end of the season).

Anyway tl;dr he's definitely not flat, he's a fantastic actor and an adorable person in general (...he's extremely jetlagged in that clip XD) and I'm generally not physically attracted to him. I more think he's really... cute? Like adorable-cute, not hot-man-cute. Platonic crush or something.

...But when I saw that photo set and especially the last picture, I blushed. Man.

#i'm aro ace agender but i'm really gay #bg3 cast #moving image

itsmarsiart

and for his next scheme........

itsmarsiart

the chance is non zero i repeat the chance of that happening is non zero

#i believe in you dragon ancestor #critical role #cr spoilers #azune nayar

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pistachi0n-deactivated20170826

Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.

Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking hilarious

Cons: They might think I’m creepy. Despite the fact that it’s public and on the Internet, it is not socially acceptable to let anyone know the extent that you creeped their archives.

taymonbeal

I hereby extend blanket permission for anyone to creep on my archive, and to like and reblog posts from it if they want to. It’s really quite flattering.

brennacedria

“it is not socially acceptable”

Wrong. It is not only acceptable but expected here. Adhere to whatever “etiquette” you will on other sites. Share and be shared here.

alarajrogers

Yeah, this isn’t a Tumblr thing. Everyone here loves it when they wake up to 97 notifications and they’re all likes and reblogs from the same person of shit you posted five years ago.

awesomebutunpractical

I love it when someone is obviously going through a specific tag of mine.

nights-at-crystarium

User that exhibits the actively curious, reblog-spamming, tag-digging behavior is an endangered species that must be preserved at all costs. No seriously I view this kinda stuff as a big, massive, yuuuuuge compliment. Please don’t let this culture die.

viewparadise

Yes, please, come on in here and dig in the depths!

madenthusiasms

Also, I really enjoy when someone reblogs a banger I’d forgotten long ago.

#go nuts #tumblr

thepaisleyelf

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

thepaisleyelf

The update everyone has been waiting for….

virtualgirladvance

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

#love it #food #or like. drinks #oh god the puns #nsfw text #i guess

bg3-tournament

Ship Tournament, Round 3 — Match 5 / 7

Ansur/Wyll

"I think Wyll should have got draconic sorcery (by kissing the Emperor's ex)."

vs. Minthara/Orin

"Do the nominated relationships have to be healthy? Because this is not. Toxic yuri to the max. You can either have it with one side brainwashed to do the other's bidding, or after, where it'd surely end horribly, in death of at least one of the parties. Orin is messed up beyond help, and Minthara isn't merciful. Which can be juicy."

Which ship do you prefer?

Ansur/Wyll

Minthara/Orin

Remaining time: 2 days 8 hours

#i think wyll should be able to kiss a dragon #baldur's gate 3 #the blade of frontiers #baldur's gay #poll dancing

desmolbean404

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

#99 lmao #in fairness i haven't played since alola #pokemon #poll dancing

jonathanssweatercollection

loving the lord of the rings so far

handmed0wnart

#hehe #lord of the rings

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