fiddling with some new clip studio brushes while watching critical role..... I just think he's neat

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DEAR READER
Mike Driver
trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always
todays bird
Not today Justin

if i look back, i am lost

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
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almost home
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fiddling with some new clip studio brushes while watching critical role..... I just think he's neat

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They made their bathroom look like you're in a pool. Clever.
Ship Tournament, Round 1 — Match 26 / 30
Orpheus/Qudenos/Voss
"Voss has two hands. Orpheus is his prince and his raison d'etre, Qudonos is his faithful partner in life. He does not want to choose."
vs. Halsin/Zevlor
"The main reason Halsin isn't romanceable at the tiefling party is because he already has plans made to Make The Sad Paladin Smile. Bonding about the burden of leadership and looking after a lot of people, but no one looking after them."
Which ship do you prefer?
Orpheus/Qudenos/Voss
Halsin/Zevlor
#this poor user's submissions getting paired by the randomiser again
On the one hand it's very funny and also two nickels. On the other hand, it's bullying me 😔
Sorry to be a "let people enjoy things" guy but is this not a bizarrely corny way to talk about art?
like yeah i have encountered people online who think their ocs who exist in a contextless bubble deserve the same reverence as fully realized characters, and that mentality is annoying, but i don't actually think the end goal of all art is to became a webcomic, i think it's a perfectly fine if people want to flex their creative muscle by creating funky character designs with wacky backstories just for the joy of creation itself, like you don't have to be personally invested in it, but it's a bizarre way to moralize art especially coming from a group of people who otherwise seem to be against that?
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Every single one of those "original fanworks" is, simply, a complete piece of artwork.
There is no difference between a portrait of your OC and a portrait of somerich fuck's dog: THEY ARE BOTH ARTWORK. There is no requirement for art to take 75 hours to read through. Not how it works.
However, the OOP does not perceive art made by the vulgar masses as having value, whereas art commissioned or patronized by the wealthy (the Epic Sagas slaved over for Years of Artisanship, sure, but also the portraits of dogs) is more artistically legitimate.
And the fact is?
It's because OOP hates people they think of as intellectually or morally inferior to them for being "common," that is to say, for being made by commonfolk instead of dedicated artisans.
It's fucking classism.
It's literally ALWAYS fucking classism, in addition to the other motivators (eg this one is also sexism and racism!)
A new method for bypassing face scan age verifications.
Real-time interactive 3D human avatar with face tracking, blinking, and jaw animation. Built by PrivacyPuppet.
Interactive 3D avatar viewer with real-time head tracking, jaw animation, and idle breathing. Built with Next.js, React Three Fiber, and Thr
This should work on any web browser.
Use your mouse to control the head angle. Press M to toggle mouth open/close.
Don't forget to press I in order to hide your cursor and the surrounding UI elements.
It may or may not work on all sites, but worth a try.
Stay safe.
(That's an uppercase i to hide the UI, not a lower case L)

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i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk
god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they'd probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this
Ship Tournament, Round 1 — Match 27 / 30
Lae'zel/Shadowheart
"lae’zel/shadowheart is THE enemies to lovers blueprint in bg3 idc. they start off genuinely ready to slit each other’s throats over the artefact, the gith/sharran distrust is off the charts, and somehow it turns into this insane potential for two women who were both raised inside brutal religious systems slowly realising they were lied to by the people they worshipped"
vs. Astarion/Karlach
"she would hype him up so hard after every fight. he stabs one goblin and she’s like “YESSS GET EM, STAR!!!” and he’s standing there covered in blood pretending he’s too sophisticated to enjoy this. he is enjoying this so much."
"They both have this huge hunger for life after being denied basic autonomy for years. Astarion wants pleasure, safety, revenge, freedom, pretty things, sunlight, control over his own body. Karlach wants touch, food, dancing, sex, a home, friends, everything she’s been missing since Avernus. They’re both clawing their way back toward actually living instead of just surviving. Karlach’s honesty would be terrifying for Astarion at first, but also kind of impossible to distrust forever. She doesn’t do coy manipulation very well. She likes him, she says so. She wants him around, she says so."
Which ship do you prefer?
Lae'zel/Shadowheart
Astarion/Karlach
NEW YORK BY NIGHT EPISODE 8 “VIRTUE OVERTHROW”
In the middle of the campaign four rewatch and may the dead gods damn it, I am still hung up on the loose thread of the fake Misty Step glyph.
Regardless of how the party split played out, regardless of any claims that Azune is ‘clean’ in the Cooldown, I simply cannot buy it. This has to be Brennan pulling another ‘ha ha yeah I was lying about Yanessa making death saving throws :)’ set up. Because there is no way, absolutely none, that Lt. Azune Nayar was not clocked by whoever set up the glyph.
In the opening scene of the execution, the area is packed with people. All the Sundered Houses are present. Thjazi is marched over to Azune by Tachonis soldiers. As in the house personally responsible for using Casimir’s betrayal to sabotage Thjazi’s escape plan. Whoever planted the fake glyph which was intended to register during an arcane scan had to know the Arcane Marshal doing the scan was 1) A conspirator planning to throw the scan and 2) Wasn’t just some hired corrupt magic cop, but someone willing to take the fall while surrounded on all sides by Revolutionary Guard and Sundered House forces; i.e., a direct ally to Thjazi Fang and his fellows. There is no way they wouldn’t be paying attention to who that Arcane Marshal was!
And yet nothing comes of it. At first I tried to explain it away as House Tachonis simply shrugging off a commoner loose thread, being so busy with other schemes, but I don’t think I can buy it anymore. Not when they threw a whole manhunt at Demodus Blix. Not when they let Casimir live to reach his little squalid barony instead of killing him outright. For as fast and loose as Primus was in the last scene we got of him going full fuck this fuck you fuck all of this we have to get out of town now now now, House Tachonis might be corner-cutting, but they don’t leave loose threads when they’re aware of them. And Azune is right there! Azune has BEEN there, his name showing up in all the paperwork to do with the Palazzo Davinos massacre and the Tachonis investigation! He should be on their radar twice over!
Unless, somehow, Tachonis wasn’t aware of Azune’s role in the way we’ve been assuming. Because all they could be aware of was what Casimir was aware of. And what information do we know for certain Casimir gave up?
Thimble and the hideout location. The Crow Keepers broke in, knocked Thimble out, stole the Stone of Nightsong.
Occtis’ involvement with Thaisha as part of the getaway wagon. Occtis is marked as not only a sacrificial component, but a traitor to their house. Ethrand calls him such.
Talcydimir as a fellow driver, though after the fact. Cyd runs off with the Sloak deed and gets caught later in Timmony.
And the Misty Step glyph. We know for certain that he mentioned the use of a glyph for Thjazi to escape to the other side of the wall, otherwise that fake glyph would not be there.
But there’s a snag.
If Casimir had said, “They’ve got an Arcane Marshal working for them on the inside. They’re supposed to throw the arcana scan and check to make sure the glyph’s in place before Thjazi gets to the noose,” that would explain the illusory arcane signature on the glyph. It doesn’t explain the vacuum of repercussions for the Arcane Marshal in question, who the enemy would have had eyes out for.
Instead, what if all Casimir gave them was, “They’re going to plant a Misty Step glyph on Thjazi so he can get to the other side of the wall,” with no mention of a mole in the Arcane Marshals at all? It would make sense! Especially considering one of the few things Thjazi told Azune during their Message chat was an apology for keeping his distance. And we’ve since learned that it wasn’t just Thjazi. Thimble kept that same distance to the point that she doesn’t even know where Azune lives. Mara the Wing didn’t recognize him. I’d bet money that nobody short of fellow Falconer rebels and Torn Banner crew would clock Azune Nayar as anything other than a straightforward Arcane Marshal of the Guard, full stop.
And if Azune Nayar’s name wasn’t on anyone else’s radar—if Casimir himself didn’t know to give up that name, despite serving alongside the kid in the war—then we can assume that whoever was doing the bulk of the coordinating for the plan, likely Thimble, was still maintaining Azune’s secret status. Either Cas was so checked out and jaded over the failed promise of the rebellion that he assumed Azune Nayar really had washed his hands of Thjazi Fang and moved on to a career that let him see his former leader hanged, or he was so distant from the whole thing that he had no clue Azune was with the Arcane Marshals at all.
But hey! The sabotage worked either way! Snap!
Casimir washed his hands of it and went to pay his debts and have a drink.
House Tachonis moved on to the rest of their busy itinerary.
And Thjazi Fang was hanged with an unbroken fake glyph in his coat.
A fake glyph that should pointedly not have shown up on Arcane Marshal’s scan at all if Casimir’s notion of the plan went through. Because if Casimir had no clue there was an ally in the Arcane Marshals in on the escape, Tachonis didn’t either. And so the glyph was supposed to be there only to fool Thjazi, likely passed off the same way his blood-paint for the Hallowed Round was meant to be hidden under an illusion of weakness. As far as Casimir and Tachonis knew, the escape plan was meant to involve a Misty Step on the glyph, but with a magic cover on it that wouldn’t get a blip from anyone in the Arcane Marshals doing a scan.
Which means, if that glyph were left alone, Azune would have picked up on an issue in the scan, simply because it would reveal no magical ping to announce the escape plan was on track. The absence of a ping would have made him hit the brakes and pass the emergency on to Thjazi in Message, maybe scrambling for a plan B.
Meaning somebody else caught the mistake before it was too late and slapped the Misty Step illusion on the glyph before Azune could catch the empty scan. Somebody who recognized Azune Nayar as Thjazi’s ally before Thjazi even made it into the Tachonis wagon; a man on the inside about to pull a martyr play…
…and then, when the execution went through, that same person did not rat Azune out to anyone. Not to the Tachonis, not to the Crow Keepers. Nobody.
This same person was not only involved with the Tachonis plot, but had to be able to get that fake Misty Step stamp on the glyph immediately upon learning Lt. Nayar was the Arcane Marshal doing the scan. Someone who would have that magic locked and loaded already. Someone who Thjazi Fang wouldn’t raise an eyebrow over getting in close enough to plant the glyph on him, coming as a friend or a bribed hireling or else someone wearing invisibility outright. Someone who has held their tongue for going on two weeks without giving up Azune’s role.
Which is all to say:
I don’t think Casimir Gavendale was the only traitor in the heroes’ midst with a Thjazi-shaped bone to pick; and this one is still quietly holding a sword over Azune’s head whether he knows it or not.
The world’s average height is 159cm (5’3”) to 171 cm (5’7”). Are you in the average range?
The world’s average height is 159cm (5’3”) to 171 cm (5’7”). Are you in the average range?
Yes
No

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Ship Tournament, Round 1 — Match 25 / 30
Aylin/Isobel/Shadowheart
"Isobel and Aylin should never be separated but also they 100% welcomed Shadowheart to Selunite worship via a character-development threesome."
vs. Astarion/Gandrel
"Consider: Astarion retreats into the Underdark with seven thousand spawn, many of whom hate him. One of the few that doesn't is Gandrel, who sincerely appreciates him helping save his daughters. Gandrel asks for Astarion's help with his newly-vampiric children, Astarion spends more and more time with Gandrel and his family, and before you know it they're having family dinners in a well-decorated cave (one plate of food and three bottles of blood)."
Which ship do you prefer?
Aylin/Isobel/Shadowheart
Astarion/Gandrel
#great apologies to the user who submitted propaganda for both of these ships
*feeble thumbs up from where I'm lying face first on the ground* All good!!
Ship Tournament, Round 1 — Match 24 / 30
Nocturne/Shadowheart
"Nocturne is so important to Shadowheart that she was the only thing she remembered from the Cloister. They were two sad, lonely girls who couldn't see a way past their situation, who were able to find some light and joy with each other."
vs. Karlach/Shadowheart
"golden retriever girlfriend x goth girlfriend"
"They both have bodies that were claimed by other people’s cruelty. Karlach got sold to Zariel, turned into a weapon, had her heart replaced with an engine and her life narrowed down to survival. Shadowheart got handed to Shar, had her memories taken, her pain sanctified, her own past locked away from her. Neither of them really got to belong to themselves for so long. So the thought of them choosing each other after all that is just… yeah. Karlach being warm and loud and alive in a way Shadowheart would find overwhelming at first, then comforting. Shadowheart giving Karlach tenderness that isn’t pity, sitting with the grief instead of trying to cheerlead it away. They’d be funny and horny and soft and a little bit damaged"
"shadowheart: i’m mysterious. unknowable. dangerous. difficult to impress. karlach: hi :) shadowheart: …unfair."
Which ship do you prefer?
Nocturne/Shadowheart
Karlach/Shadowheart
How long have you been on Tumblr?
Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)
16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)
13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)
10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)
7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)
3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)
Rebagel for science pls.
TUMBLRING FROM UP IN THE AIR, BITCHES.
(Free wifi in the plane. Sweet.)
What people around me are doing: sneezing, coughing, farting.
What people around me are not doing: wearing masks (granted, masks don't do much for the latter).
My N95 isn't enough I want a space suit.
"It's fine, it's not COVID, it's just the flu." I DON'T WANT THAT EITHER.
Prayer circle that my N95, sanitiser, and immune system are enough.
rocky new to ball

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Taking in the arts
opened the comments on a post and tumblr somehow had a half written comment already autofilled from the last time I saw that post. which was at least two years and several computers ago. what does this site's back end look like
tumblr is going to gain sentience 100 years before any fuckass genAI comes close. this site runs on mold spores.