Liveblogging episode 4 of the Innsmouth Interlude, season finale!
Silas gardening by planting, uh, fish heads.
Christian: "Oh, he's crazy crazy."
The shanty returns! Silas is from Beregost.
Oh no :') Crem tries to persuade Silas to reveal if he's with the Keepers… nat 1. It has Consequences. Poor Cremmy.
Crem's Message is a lot more eloquent than his speech. Neurodiverse mood tbh.
Christian butters up the DM then promptly rolls a nat 20! …Too bad they fail the group Survival roll in general.
Oh yeah freezing to death bad, except for Zora, who'll turn into blood soup.
Looks for cloaks or something to keep warm, finds a faintly glowing trapezohedron with a frozen expedition party beneath. That's a bit ominous!
Oh fun. Grotto covered in this reflective silvery stuff causing funhouse mirrors where their faces have tentacles, or are melting, or have one eye…
Zora: "And I stuff Crem down my dress."
Crem: "Not again! This is just like when your parents came…"
Eloin gives Crem Guidance by giving him a shoulder rub. Good thing he also has Advantage because he also rolls a second nat 1 in twenty minutes :')
Crem gets the Squad to work together. Teamwork makes the dream work!
Three nat 20s on the group check!
Eloin to Zora, quietly: "Say he did a good job. Say he did a good job!"
Zora: "Crem, you did a really good job… Eloin says."
Oh no. They're in Cthulhu.
Eloin, rolling another nat 20: "Tell me, what do my elven eyes see?"
Even with Advantage, Neil just rolled a 1 and a 2 :')
Crem, approaching the problem one bit at a time: "Be like a squirrel, nut by nut."
Jasmine: "Aw, that's really inspiring!"
Neil: "That's how I live my life :)"
Crem, being told Deep Speech might drive him mad: "Some call me eccentric, which I believe is 'mad with money', so…"
Bit of psychic damage and changed forever, it's fine :') Wes is holding his hand for Help.
Whoops, maybe not so fine. Crem is now a key to awaken Cthulhu. He recommends running tf away.
Eloin's Ice Knife to try and refreeze the pillars! Yeah probably not good to be in a pair of lungs when it starts to breathe…
Crem is stumbling (and bleeding from his nose and one ear) so Zora just shoves him back down her dress and runs.
Aaaand they're in R'lyeh. Bad! Very cool! But bad!!
It's a dream, so maybe they can control it? Everyone holds hands and focuses.
Jasmine: "The power of positive thinking and manifestation… … …does not work in Cthulhu's realm, but the fact that you think it does makes me feel that I truly have driven my players insane :') I need you to know that as a Dungeon Master, I'm so proud that I've managed to confound you so that you're like, maybe if we believe -"
Mayanna gets a nat 20 on survival! They're doing awesomely!
Jasmine: "Your friendship lasts for a total of 30 seconds…"
Grabbing hands and Believing Really Hard!! …And then they break apart and all run in different directions, totally ignoring Wes's nat 20.
Eloin: "BECAUSE WE BELIEVE!"
Zora, for the love of actually getting home, trust Crem, please!
Crem to Wesley: "…Don't die."
Diabolical given what's about to happen in episode 8 :')
Partial wereraven Crem! Ouch ;_;
Zora: "…So you did have secrets."
Crem: *sad caws*
Initiative and Christian and Mayanna both roll nat 20s!
…then Mayanna fails her spell throw and Wes sees her own death at Soth's hand.
DEV DO NOT GIVE AN INSPIRATION POINT TO THE DM XD
Neil gets a nat 20 for Crem's raven song! What is going on with this episode?!
Amazing visuals as they escape Innsmouth! What happened there? They have no idea! But they're back in Sithicus to return to… everything that happens during episode 8, and we say goodbye to this collection of weirdos (deeply affectionate) with that absolute barrage of nat 20s!