Literally, What?

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

do u miss my annoying presence

Every time I see my phone I’m like Grr my worst enemy. Hope someone I love texted me

Every time I see my phone I’m like Grr my worst enemy. Hope someone I love texted me

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

why is no one talking about the fact that bella’s shield ability comes from charlie?? when edward first hears him in midnight sun and says he “couldn’t hear exact words” in charlie’s thoughts, but just thought that charlie was just a slow thinker??? and compares bella to charlie??

everyone always wants to talk about how 104 year old edward fell in love with 17 year old bella, which is (arguably) not how it works depending on how you interpret the vampires’ mental age, but nobody ever wants to talk about how carlisle literally did actually know esme when she was younger. like he knew her as a girl and then later when he saved her she was like Omg That One Hot Doctor ??? objectively SO much worse.

Actually…. I don’t mind the Persephone and Hades thing Edward Cullen does in midnight sun. But I think it would be a lot better if when he sucks the venom from her, and tastes that first drop of pure blood, he realizes that he is Persephone, bound to Bella by blood and by heart (as he says, vampires never fall out of love). He stays with her for half a year, and then, in New Moon, when Edward leaves Forks, and Bella isn’t allowed to follow, trapped as Hades was, he leaves her for about 6 months as well. Forced to return, though, as he had that Bella’s blood, and is bound to her world forever.

i need to know emmett’s opinion on that new cocaine bear movie.