Literally, What?

why is no one talking about the fact that bella’s shield ability comes from charlie?? when edward first hears him in midnight sun and says he “couldn’t hear exact words” in charlie’s thoughts, but just thought that charlie was just a slow thinker??? and compares bella to charlie??

everyone always wants to talk about how 104 year old edward fell in love with 17 year old bella, which is (arguably) not how it works depending on how you interpret the vampires’ mental age, but nobody ever wants to talk about how carlisle literally did actually know esme when she was younger. like he knew her as a girl and then later when he saved her she was like Omg That One Hot Doctor ??? objectively SO much worse.

Actually…. I don’t mind the Persephone and Hades thing Edward Cullen does in midnight sun. But I think it would be a lot better if when he sucks the venom from her, and tastes that first drop of pure blood, he realizes that he is Persephone, bound to Bella by blood and by heart (as he says, vampires never fall out of love). He stays with her for half a year, and then, in New Moon, when Edward leaves Forks, and Bella isn’t allowed to follow, trapped as Hades was, he leaves her for about 6 months as well. Forced to return, though, as he had that Bella’s blood, and is bound to her world forever.

i need to know emmett’s opinion on that new cocaine bear movie.

"let women be mean" you guys cant even handle a female character being friends with the two male main characters

oh to have a fraction of the swag the average background character in sleeping beauty does

this was supposed to be 15 note post but im glad everyone sees my vision.

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i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access