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Photographs from routine zoo escape drills

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#this was in the zookeeper AU for a while but I scrapped it

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A BABY

So I’m sick. And I’m bored. Someone give me ZR things to draw!

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when people are like "oh yeah i never hang out with my nieces and nephews bc i hate kids. but wait until they're older haha they're gonna love me im gonna be the COOL aunt/uncle/whatever" like i hate to break it to you but even when they're older you will probably just be like any other awkward out of touch relative that they dread seeing because you refuse to engage with anyone that isn't directly inside the usual circle you socialize with. make an effort bitch

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Ive got official “cool cousin” certification from my 11 year old cousin and my 4 year old cousin and let me tell you it is a god tier feeling but man you gotta put in the time

Do I drive across state lines to go creeking in knee high water for 8 hours once a month to catch frogs with them? You bet your ass I do (but that also works out cause I love frogs)

Do I ride the carousel at the zoo on repeat in a row so my 4 year old cousin can ride all the different carousel animals and give them all names? Hell yes. I’m enacting battle tactics to get her to Spaghetti the Shark before any other kid can get him.

Cool cousin/aunt/uncle/family member is less a title and more like an on call job tbh

#not zr #Emma rambles

I will be real with y’all, the super smart characters like Chris McShell are my comfort characters for a reason.

My learning disabilities and ADHD went undiagnosed until my last year of college. I spent years getting it drilled into my head that I was l lazy or stupid or less than in academics. I genuinely don’t think I’ll ever reach a point where I’ll call myself smart and believe it.

Super smart characters give me someone to look up to. It doesn’t hurt to imagine those characters teaching me the concepts to help me absorb the material better. It also doesn’t hurt to imagine they would still like me even if I wasn’t as smart as them.

#emotional #chris mcshell #runner 10 #zombies run #zr #zombies run!#abel township #Emma rambling #this also applies to Tech from The Bad Batch

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No one admits is but everyone’s REAL favorite ship dynamic is just

Person A: Character you can project onto

Person B: Your type

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stop it i don’t like it

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All of the Sam/Five shippers lookin REAL sheepish rn

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Anyone else have days where they just want to hit the ground running and never look back until you’re somewhere you can actually breathe and not feel like you’re constantly suffocating?

I’m a year away from moving to Kenya. A year away from moving across the world where nobody knows who I am and I have a secure place to stay and I can do the work I live to do. I’m clinging desperately to that idea because there are days I can’t stand who and where I am here.

#don’t get me wrong I love my people #and I’m not mistreated or anything #but I wake up every day wondering when I’m ever going to be allowed to be my own person #i want to get out of my parents house #i want the financial security to live on my own and make my own financial decisions #i want to not have FOUR JOBS. FOUR JOBS AND I STILL COULDNT AFFORD RENT IF I TRIED #i want to fucking GRADUATE. i want to join my friends who already graduated and stop feeling like I’m a slow waste of an undergraduate #cw negative #cw: negative #negative #sadpost #sad post

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flower forests are the best minecraft biome and i will fight you on this

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YES. CORRECT.

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Five: *kisses Sam*

Sam: I have no idea what this means or how to proceed.

#listen #that man #would be completely useless for like #three days after this event #he would just walk around like he didn’t know where he was or what he was doing #absolutely useless #he’ll get his wits about him again at some point #zombies run #zr #incorrect zr quotes #runner five #sam yao #5am #incorrect zombies run quotes #zombies run!

I remembered that Jamie Skeet was a firefighter, and as soon as I remembered I just HAD to give him a fire axe

#zombies run #zr #zombies run!#Jamie skeet #runner 10 #the second runner 10 lmao #five and Jamie have the same weapon of choice #god I love fire axes can you tell #my art

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They are…..very cute 😔

#help me I’m detouring rapidly into the hermit craft fandom #impulse fanart #impulsesv #bdouble0 #bdoubleo100 #tangotek #solidarity #doublelifesmp #i love these wholesome minecrafters you guys

I finally ran the worst episodes in s4 and I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW EVERYONE SHUT UP

#zombies run #zr #zombies run!#zrs4 #zrs4 spoilers #i was in the RAIN SOBBING LIKE A BABY

Abel township is unofficially known for the fact that Everyone There is Hot and you cannot change my mind on this

#zombies run #zr #zombies run!#runner five #sam yao #runner 5 #abel township

What would happen if Runner Five didn’t make it home from a mission?

COME GET YOUR ANGST! FRESH BREWED, PIPING HOT

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Sam Yao from Zombies Run!

#it’s the MAN #ITS THAT BOY #I LOVE HIM #well #after what I’m about to post y’all are gonna question that #just because I love him doesn’t mean I’m nice to him #(that tag only works when it’s a fictional character)#Sam #Sam yao #zombiesrungame #zombiesrun #zombies run!#zr

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Runner Five, Hero of Abel Township and Sam Yao’s Personal Guard Dog

#zombies run #zombies run!#zr #runner five #sam yao #runner 5 #abel township #5am

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