Midwest Apples

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

Sold enough books through apple books this month to buy one burrito thank you apple books

Royal Road is a site for this, but I have no idea whether it's good on screen readers or not.

royal road is decent on screen readers unless you’re using a strange font or formatting. I often listen to royal road stories thru the built in screen reader on browser

Fantastic

making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name

Is the scene with her tied up in the woods supposed to be hot or am I insane and ontologically evil

Yes its hot on purpose and yes I want to be tied up and I support ontologically evil women

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

Wildlife Officials conducting a Moosecue.

Moose Force 1 inbound