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The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.
Hank
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SIXTH TIME. SIXTH. time trying to make this post. thank you tumblr.
i’ve gotten a fair few new followers recently, so i wanted to tell everyone once again that my best friend @plaidos has a twitch channel, and when she gets another 152 followers to hit 1k total, she’s going to play undertale AND deltarune. she’s played undertale before, but it’s been a hot minute, and then she’s going mostly blind into deltarune. [tenna voice] but that’s! not! all! we’re going to be voice acting the entirety of both games as a team. that means a BLIND playthrough of deltarune, fully voice acted and experienced LIVE, together. if that interests you, please please please drop Roxanne a follow 🙏
we are SO close to her goal! following is totally free and only takes a second 🩷
Question for potential fic purposes, if Light had sorted it so that he was still not the owner of any notebooks at the time of the warehouse, doesn't this mean Ryuk would not have killed him?
I find it really hard to care unless trans women are included, sorry
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Hey y’all I have an announcement! My web app that I’ve been working on, Afro Index, is now live! It’s a visual reference library of Black hairstyles, for artist, animators, writers, and anyone who wants to learn more about them!
Check it out at afroindex.org! 💛✨
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you now you want to.
Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.
Yep! It’s gonna be May!
stop using hospitals as horror settings
fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them
also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)
terrifying!
On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.
plus u can just like…leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean
As an ex cruise ship employee, let me give you some stuff to work with!
Water tight doors! You get a special training video on interacting with these correctly because they will literally cut you in half if you try and go through them while they’re closing!
Freezer vaults for food in the sub decks - you can only get into these with the correct code and they have very thick walls. Good luck if you get shut in one of these just after the last round of checks bucko
There are cameras everywhere…except in the crew cabin corridors. Also there are no windows down there because unless you’re an officer, you live below the waterline. Day and night have no meaning because everything is in the same slightly unsettling yellow light.
Don’t piss off the guys who deal with the rubbish. They have machines down there that can crush metal barrels
As well as morgues, cruise ships usually have one basic operating theatre with all the attendant horrifying equipment in it
One cigarette thrown carelessly in the wrong place WILL start a fire that will gut half the ship.
When we’re pitching side to side, the anchor swings out and then back in, striking the metal outer shell with a noise that shakes half the ship
People disappear overboard more often than you’d really want to be a thing
A lot of cruise ships now have theatres on board (usually towards the front) with all the potential for dark corners, creepy costumes and electrical calamities you could want.
And as op says, you can’t really escape a ship in the middle of the ocean. Particularly during a storm, as then you can’t even evacuate to lifeboats unless the whole ship is going down. On the upside being on board during a storm means most guests hide in their cabins and the staff walk around like drunks, which would likely throw off a skilled murderer’s plans.
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You also have the bonus of a corporate overlord who doesn’t give a shit about anything but profits and can be reliably counted on to downplay any disaster in an attempt to avoid publicity.
“The Love Boat Noir…”
Also, and this might be a tad obvious, THE SHIP CAN FUCKING SINK!!!
No matter how scary your fictional hospital is, it will never have the same environmental dread of “we’re taking on water.”
love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok 😌✨" and aragorn is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"
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help a trans woman escape her transphobic home country by watching her build lego!!!
with my home country passing more and more transphobic legislation every day, it's becoming clear to everybody who knows me that i desperately need to relocate to live with my wife as soon as possible. unfortunately, this means spending thousands of dollars in lawyers, plane tickets, application fees etc -- but we have a solution.
from April 6th to April 8th, i'm going to be building a huge (4500 piece!!!) LEGO castle -- among other sets -- on Twitch with my bestest friends in the world. we're starting with the Lion Knights' Castle, but the more donations we get, the more sets we're going to build. i have an untouched stack of LEGO from around a decade of birthdays (something about my personality screams "buy me LEGO") so we could literally take this for thousands upon thousands of bricks.
mark it in your calendar, throw this post in your queue:
APRIL 6TH through APRIL 8TH!
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Noterook is a social platform where your posts live on your device, not on a server. You have a Book - you write in it, and when you find something you love on someone else's Book, you staple it into yours. That's how things spread: not by algorithm, but by people actively choosing to keep something. If a thousand people staple a post, it exists in a thousand places. No single point of failure, no one entity controlling it.
The server is a phonebook, not a filing cabinet. It knows your username, your avatar, and that's about it. Your content is stored locally, cryptographically signed so nobody can forge or tamper with it, and cached on the server only as an opaque blob it can't read. When you go offline, you choose how long that cache sticks around - anywhere from zero seconds to thirty days. If the server gets subpoenaed or hacked, there's nothing useful to take.
It's built for people whose posts could be used against them - queer folks in hostile places, artists, writers, kink communities, anyone who's watched a platform promise safety and then sell them out. No engagement metrics, no algorithmic feed, no ads (user self-service ads for shilling your own commissions nonwithstanding, at a later date). You own your copies. Export your data whenever you want. The architecture is the policy: if the server doesn't have your stuff, nobody can take it from you.
It's like tumblr but if it was made by someone that doesn't hate you and has no desire to add features for the sake of adding features. I'm going to finish the site and then I will let it live in maintenance mode forever occasionally doing security updates. If I ever decide that I no longer want to do Noterook, I will open source it for the community to take over.
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tumblr: fuuuck we’re losing money :0( matt what’s ur ideas to help with our server costs
matt: oh tumblr. i have it so rough. but i have the solution
matt: we’re going to make the site unusable
tumblr: why would that help the server costs this won’t give us money
matt: no it’ll just lessen the server costs bc everyone will leave. yup. another matt mullenweg BANGER everyone ohhh yeah time to go on “sabbatical” again wink wink !
tumblr: okay matt ^_^ this sounds great we all know no one actually USES tumblr or anything

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i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.
ive never watched death note but i think this is what its like
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i am a slut for "thing that was a silly joke in the beginning of the story is later recontextualized as actually kind of fucked up" . especially when its a longrunning series and you can tell its a product of the author re-assessing the writing of their younger self. chefs kiss.