Perse !

If mobility aids were cheap and the zoo was wheelchair accessible I would be unstoppable

maid tried to kill me again by putting poison in my tea she doesn't know that i'm something far more terrifying masquerasing as a princess but i honestly don't think i'll tell her because i think it's really really adorable how desperately she wants to kill me. i don't want her to stop trying. i want to see the look on her face grow progressively more terrified the more she realizes things that should kill me don't seem to do anything. and in that moment i want to embrace her so gently like a mother carrying a child, and show her exactly how much i love the little game we play, her and i

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

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who up momenting they mori

if you wanna help a disabled trans woman get through this cost of living crisis & pay for her food, bills, medication etc then consider tipping me on paypal or buying me a kofi. thanks! 🥰

"it's easy to write female characters just write characters as genderless and then make them women" is such awful writing advice and yet I keep seeing it pop up.

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

Hank

breaking bad heritage post