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I spent 30 years as an email draft

what?

he said he spent 30 years as an email draft

oh ok thanks

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

We joke and all but some of you really forget that people hate women.

Seeing people wonder “how can people say stuff like this” and “why does [x misogynistic thing] keep happening” is a bit disorienting because when you take a five second pause to think about it you can realize quite immediately that it’s because people hate women. Like guys… people HATE women.

it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity

incredible that the shapes in the moon im looking at right now are the same shapes on the same moon that somebody was looking at thousands of years ago

don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

​first rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!

“You know what would be really funny/messed up” is dangerous.

I hope I'm not just a blog to you guys but also a gateway to acquire secondhand knowledge of medias you'll never get into