I am the Trash Guardian

this man really woke up every morning and committed to painting the absolute dopest fucking pictures anyone could ever have imagined god bless

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I mean, could the case that I was making be made any stronger than this? No. I scribbled three runes in the dirt, and now an elder god is drawing beautiful frog women. It's like the opposite of a doomsday cult. What a wonderful Wednesday, my dudes.

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i wld be fucked if i lived in a non literate culture that relied heavily on oral storytelling and songs and stuff bc ive never been able to listen to a concept album and know what it was about without looking up the lyrics. like id be sitting in the hall of some guy and the bard would be like this is what beowulf did and i just literally would not learn anything. id occasionally catch bits and id keep asking the people sitting around me what ended up happening with grendel and grendel is fully dead at that point were way past grendel were at old man beowulf now but i have no idea bc i have ye olde auditory processing disorder

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

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