treasure maps, fallen trees

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

im a a sucker for colors dude like u show me a good ass shade of orange or brown or green and i just hit reblog. no quastions asked

ough. wats her nubmer

nagito komaedas jacket

Death Threats

Dealing with fruit flies makes me sympathetic to how the theory of spontaneous generation held on for as long as it did. Where the hell did you little shits come from. Get out of my fruit

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

Schrodinger's horse isn't even in a box, it's lying in an open field

wikipedia is closed forever because everybody forgor everything