u r like a shallot to me

baffled that there are people tuning into a show called the vampire lestat based on the book the vampire lestat who hate the vampire lestat and seem to be surprised and angry that the vampire lestat is the main focus of the show called the vampire lestat. did you know there is a magical button on your remote that will take the vampire lestat off your screen if you do not want him there. and you can then do other activities that bring you joy, since the vampire lestat does not do that for you. the vampire lestat is not holding you hostage.

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"