Micky's Unimportant Blog

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

severely underrated gag imo is the one where a character turns very slowly and the sounds of stone grinding against stone is superimposed over it

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person