Michelle Ross

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

The ultimate kind.

Finally, a cat with some decency

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

Also they’re frozen, they’ve got ice water all over them, you’re just asking for hot oil to just pop off everywhere.

can someone transcribe this? I have auditory processing issues.

Please. A transcription would be nice.

Now with transcript!

Imma start yelling then

The pure delight on his face