just chilling

I haven’t seen a single 420 joke at all this month we’re really not ok huh

it was four four twentytwenty last week and no one even mentioned it

thinking about the time I was in ballet and during a performance I was in a private dressing room and this other ballerina knocked on the door and asked to come in and hang out between acts and I was like sure and he sat down and he was like “anyway” before I even said something “what are your theories on bigfoot? I think he’s an interdimensional being,” then he explained why with such confidence that I believed him fully and then before I could add on he was like “oh that’s your cue” and I had to go do pique turns or whatever as if my life weren’t changed

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

This changed my life

i am full on crying

I’m real happy that this man is out there living his dream life. All he wants is marvel at nature and writhe in pain for a camera, and he gets to do both as his job. 

Fucking wholesome.

He has a frame photo of that worm.

This is how we know cats are sent from heaven

This is how we know that whatever trouble cats cause is deliberate

I was hoping for exactly one thing when I unmuted and I was not disappointed

lmao crabs…. they just go snip

thats his decision and i respect it

How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees, and the sweet melodies of the winds?

i think it would be really funny if there was someone out there named Dick N. Balls

Dick N. Bolles

profoundly malign entity