the show must go on

Oh they’re going to need salvation.

This is one of the many reasons why I walk by every single red bucket in the run-up to Christmas. They’re not getting my money, I don’t care how nice the people ringing bells are.

Ever since the time they threatened to close all their soup kitchens in NYC if a law that did something as simple as allow companies to extend spousal benefits to their employee’s same-sex domestic partners I have refused to buy from them or donate to them. 

hey since that season is coming up again!

Wtf kind of 1950s misogynistic nightmare is that???

It took me a moment to realize they ‘Depression” as in the era of depression and not the emotional state of being.

listen, if you’re eating this, you’re in a depressed emotional state of being

Huh?

Oh.

Oh no.

It’s a pool-cleaning day at the rehab center, and you are an angery seal.

he only got two eyes

every day. every single day i think about this post. i’ve been on this website for 5 years and no post has ever changed me the way this post has.

Bitch that is a LOOK

I went into Lush a few weeks ago and was like “I want bathbombs that’ll make me go whoa when they dissolve” so the girl immediately gave me this white one and I was like looks underwhelming jessica but sure but you know what fair play to her because my bath knows looks like toxic waste and I did indeed go whoa