MichelleBarista

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

It is probably a symptom of having a dissociative disorder but I hate stories where the magic leaves at the end, especially when it’s symbolic of growing up. I don’t want to go back to the real world. I already have to live in it. I hate stories that offer these beautiful magical escapes and then at the very end snatch them away with a smack that says “look how silly you are for wanting magic to be real. Grownups don’t think magic is real.” Like shut up!!!! Grownups think they’re sooooo clever for putting in “symbols” about how imagination is incompatible with adulthood. Shut up shut up shut up!!!!!! I will never stop dreaming, and you’ll never make me. I vowed that I would never write a story where the magic goes away. I never want to tell a small child reading my stories they’re not allowed to live there anymore.

when character a is barely conscious and being princess carried by character b and when b goes to put them down a whimpers and fists their hand into the fabric of their shirt and b goes shhh shh shh and takes their hand in theirs while gently cradling their head oughhhhhh oughhhhh………….

your kink is not my kink *but your kink is okay* don't forget that part

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

one time i visited a cemetery and this one dude's grave had THE sexiest male angel statue i've ever fucking seen. like. he was nude except for a sword and helmet. he had nipples. you could see his entire bare thigh. what a baller move to put an ancient athenian's wet dream on top of your eternal resting place. i think about him a lot.

#remember when queerbaiting was done with a passion for fhe craft

vaginas and uteruses are not dirty. you dont need a tea to post-period "cleanse". you dont need to shove harsh chemicals up your cooch to "clean" it. just plain water is an adequate cleaning of your vagina and outer vulva. vaginas are supposed to smell like vaginas. can yall stop fucking falling for this god damn propaganda every 3 months, i want to rip my hair out and start screaming in the town square.

Hello bisexual community

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