get eaten

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

im desensitized to star trek aliens when i watch w ppl who aren't im always shocked when they laugh like sorry. are we not here for the express purpose of watching guys in obscene amounts of silicone facial prosthetics. i'm living in a world where this is all beautiful and natural to me

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”