get eaten

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

im desensitized to star trek aliens when i watch w ppl who aren't im always shocked when they laugh like sorry. are we not here for the express purpose of watching guys in obscene amounts of silicone facial prosthetics. i'm living in a world where this is all beautiful and natural to me