get eaten

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

im desensitized to star trek aliens when i watch w ppl who aren't im always shocked when they laugh like sorry. are we not here for the express purpose of watching guys in obscene amounts of silicone facial prosthetics. i'm living in a world where this is all beautiful and natural to me

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

tennessee williams play

... They're from sexual pensylvania.

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me