get eaten

the powerful lifelong bonds that are maintained by gay sex that is not happening

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

fuck.

What if your BOYFRIEND was getting DEPORTED and had to move back to CANADA so you decide to MARRY him but then you chicken out so your FRIEND says that SHE will marry him and then he decides to platonically marry your gay FRIEND instead and then you tell them to KISS but you immediately realize they are in LOVE and then the POWER goes OUT because your OTHER friend didn’t PAY the dumb ELECTRICAL BILL

bouncing on it in repentance

romance is when two people explode into tiny pieces that all mix together and you can't tell them apart

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction