Chris O'Donnell Online

I promise I didn't forget! Things have just been wacky lately. (And when you've been a fan for 31 years, that probably means you are old and are going to move slower these days. I'm just saying.)

But anyway! Happiest of Birthdays to COD who turns 56 today!

The Pop Culture Jeopardy people must miss LA as much as we do because there are at least dozens of other examples that could have been used for turning in your gun and badge they could have used instead.

It's just been A Lot, and also going to work where it's A Lot.

"Agent Turner, I thought you left." Pssssshh. Girl, he ain't leaving without you.

"Crimefighting Duo" Lolz. Missed opportunity for Batman and Robin joke there. Anyway.

HE ASKED HER! HE ASKED HER!

I do love that Taylor's apartment is 2B. What a fun punny time they must have. "It's meant 2B." "2B or not 2B?"

I mean, you DID kick him out, Dixie. "Why won't you come to the house I kicked you out of it?"

And Taylor is just waiting for you to make the wrong step, ma'am. Be careful.

He does, indeed, have a keeper.

Oh, next preview for the last two eps. So it seems like Dixie is spilling all the tea IN SONG? They fixed her voice, and she's using it against them? Or is that misleading?

How would anyone make contact, there is only one cop in the whole town apparently.

Oh, look, Cammie is going to be a hostage negotiator now. She wears ALL THE HATS. And I can't even hate it, lol.

Cammie knows someone who can get you a record deal, lady, and she can look at any camera in existence. SHE DOES HAVE POWER. You watch your mouth.

SWAT. ONE HOUR? IN NASHVILLE.

Cammie's like, "Can y'all just pretend to be SWAT?" And Don's like, "Sure thing, sister-in-law!" And the team are also like, "Let's go bulletproof up!"

Taylor is the laser tag queen!

It's a good thing their captain was a special agent before.

SHE SHOT MY GUY! SHE SHOT MY GUY!

Okay, good, he had a vest.

And Don saved Ryan's life. Really thought he was about to let slip something about being a dad soon. But anyway!

The sad music gets me sometimes, guys. It does.

Olivia better be protected forever now!

Cammie is on the Case! And Fed Dude didn't do anything wrong. He's about to start whistling innocently.

I'm surprised Cammie didn't take him to an impromptu murder board.

Cammie is now a Tech Genius, too. She's got her hair up because she's ready to do some vibe coding.

Did Cammie just crack the case open with magic frequency software?

People on the show! Y'all had one job! ONE JOB. You were supposed to keep Olivia safe! OH GOD.

THIS EVIL HARPIE with the blade. OH GOD. I feel bad for everyone watching that is probably being triggered by this right now. Y'all take care of yourself, babes.

This show said, we are going full on TWISTED AF tonight.

WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE A PARTNER, JALEN??? WHY ARE YOU ALONE??? SIR.

Cammie telling him to just go in. Cammie, why did you not make sure other cops were with him?

Now there's a gun! THIS IS WHY YOU DO NOT GO ALONE!

Nitrogen is in the air, not good. Not good. Her arm is freezing. Eeeeeeek.

Eeeeeeek.

The lady just wants to help people create life, and she might lose hers.

Amputate? The lady is literally GIVING HER RIGHT ARM for her job and other people. It's like if Faust were a hero.

It's hard to type when your eyes are closed, but mine definitely were during that amputation scene. THIS SHOW.

I bet these guys are really good in an Escape Room.

Just spraying out all the extinguishers to keep it cold. Is it really that cold, though? You know what, whatever. I'll let the show do its thing.

The Hart-y Boys solved the mystery of keeping "hope" alive.

Look, there's the lady everyone has been making a deal about. I still have 0 idea who she is. But you do you, lady.

I don't know if I'd use "fresh" at a wake when talking about the deceased's murder.