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YOUR ART ON TUMBLR IS BEING USED TO TRAIN AI!
The setting that prevents your work being used to train AI models is turned off by default! I had no idea about this until now! Artists, go to your settings, click “visibility”, and turn on this setting! Protect your work!
Sorry for all the @'s, especially if you don't know me, but I'm pretty sure you all do arts or put arts on your blogs- so please be aware of this if you aren't already!
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I had a dream where Michael was just. On top of my wardrobe. That's kinda what it looked like.
could you link a source to back up the google docs post? I find it very easy to believe but a source or other confirmation would be helpful
linking this since it was the first ask I saw and answered: https://www.tumblr.com/bravehyde/790422701153157120/hi-can-we-have-any-sort-of-source-about-the
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My mom’s friend’s parents had two beautiful cherrywood coffins built by an artisan for them and stored in their basement until they were needed. Which I think is so badass. Why put the burden of buying the $2k+ casket on your family when you’re dead? Why not preorder so you can have a Halloween decoration?
Oooooh. That’s a good idea. And if you get a cedar coffin, it’ll repel moths.
And if you want to be cremated, pick out your own urn in advance! Make sure you're not stuck inside something ugly! There's an unfathomable number of ugly urns out there!
And you don’t have to be in a funeral industry urn, you can choose whatever cool vessel you want to be put it.

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they just don't make characters like jon archivist sims. he spends an entire season having a forty episode long delusional breakdown and that's only maybe the third or fourth worst period of time in his life. he gets intervened on twice. he gets kidnapped thrice. during one of those kidnappings he spends a month tied to a chair getting forcibly moisturized by a plastic ringmistress mannequin and no one notices. he fully dies for six months but gets up again when a friendly grim reaper gives his unbreathing body a pep talk. he spends several episodes at the start of the final season so depressed that it's unclear if he even moves for multiple days in a row. the basis for his magic powers is that he is so traumatized that he begins to need continuous further trauma in order to live, which gives him the ability to explode people with his mind. he spends about fifty seconds at the top of an episode self-harming directly into a tape recorder, which is not even the most fucked up thing to happen to him that episode. he finally cried on audio for the first time in the penultimate ep and the only reaction I saw for several days after was wildly enthusiastic cheering. he's missing two ribs and he's at least 80% scar tissue by volume and the only canon information we have about his appearance is that he looks terrible at all times.
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how it feels when you have a character url and rb a post tagging it as that character
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GO BABY GO
I love this. I *love* this.
Not only does the child have the rhythm and their part down precisely, but also, they are clearly doing the very-small-child thing of reserving exactly nothing.
Children have to learn not to use all of the force they're capable of, adults mostly never use all of the force they are capable of, but here someone has given this child exactly the opportunity to use all of the force their body can produce, and do it musically.
The glee of that all-out effort in a context where clearly the people around them approve and appreciate their contribution? Amazing.
young kids in music class on drum days are something incredible to watch. beat the shit out of something and make a big sound under the resounding approval of the teacher? best. day. ever.
“i wish i had a british accent”
ah yes, the british accent
the singular british accent
There’s such an irony to a map trying to show there’s more than one British accent claiming Wales only has ‘Welsh’ and ‘Cardiff’
Like yeah, it would get stupid to include every single nuance but Jesus Christ. You can’t even split north and south?
Pretty sure Ireland and Scotland should be a bit more nuanced as well. So I found this map of UK accents instead.
Oh that is way better

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For people mad in the notes, this is obviously not a mass-produced product
The full interview with the creators is really interesting. Of note (emphasis mine):
Xun started vaping last year, she said, as a way to begin the process of quitting cigarettes. She also has a "bunch of friends who vape," many of whom "are very attached to their vapes." But she's not naive about vaping's well-documented risks, and began to wonder if "gamifying" her nicotine use might help her disincentivize it. In the first iteration of the project, hitting the vape would actually murder the digital pet, and thus would ideally work to guilt-trip the user into not inhaling. "There's a big trend of parental locking yourself," Camacho added. "I'm locked out of certain apps behind a password that Rebecca knows, so I don't scroll Instagram too much. It would be cool if you could have that for nicotine." But then, explained Xun, Camacho "found this Stupid Hackathon. And we were like, it'd be kind of funnier to be evil."
Ok that IS kind of funnier. Good for them
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