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So the new D20 season is about vampires.....

*grabs container of multicolored pushpins*

....and do you know who the natural enemy of vampires is?

*sticks pin into conspiracy board*

....that's right. Werewolves.

*sticks another pin into conspiracy board*

...and do you know what descended from wolves? Dogs.

*draws the red strings across the board while muttering conspiratorially*

....and in Purpee, Oregon, in this town the vampires are trying to take over this season...who is the mayor????

*slams a weathered photograph against the board*

That's right!

ITS A DOG!!

The Intrepid Heroes CITY COUNCIL of Darkness is going to have to have to fight the crusty white werewolf dog MAYOR as the BBEG this season

I rest my CASE

*tears down entire conspiracy board*

Actually the werewolves are the good guys!!

source is i follow this guy on tiktok

the eel pit is a rain reservoir under his house, yes its his, yes hes allowed to do this

hes set up a filtration system so that all water going in is safe for the fishies and its an reservoir so theyre not getting wooshed away anywhere

its come pretty far along now, and theyre all doing well

the pit also has a few catfish now, and a couple crayfish

everything in the pit is named

the eels are mostly named eel puns and he can in fact tell them apart

one of the eels is named crunchwrap supreme and that one seems to be his favourite, as it he can hand feed it and its friendly with him

Using the Force is all about choices. The light is like climbing a mountain—if you want to get to the top, you have to keep climbing and climbing and choosing to get back up again when you fall. It’s Luke saying, “I will not kill my father.” It’s Ahsoka upholding her moral duty to help people even after she’s left the Order. It’s saying, “I am going to do good and be kind and do it again and again and again even if it comes at great personal cost.” 

The Dark Side? The Dark Side is throwing yourself off a cliff. It’s Krell saying, “Because I can. Because you fell for it. Because you're inferior.” It’s Anakin rationalizing the murder of children for the peace and prosperity of his new empire. Nothing else matters as long as I get what I wants, and that kind of selfishness is why Yoda is right when says once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Not that one mistake damns you, but that the Dark Side is pattern of selfishness that corrupts and warps your ability to choose anything else. 

These are mutually exclusive positions. Ahsoka and Qui-Gon might be mavericks but they are still trying to choose the right thing. Quinlan struggles with the Dark Side, and we are supposed to see his fall as a sorrow, not as him achieving some kind of balance. Even Mace Windu who is maybe the one who could pull it off is constantly watching himself and is entirely committed to the Jedi and to pursuing good. You can climb the mountain or you can jump, but you can’t do both. You can always make the hard choice to start climbing again--to throw the emperor from the bridge to save your son after two decades of harm--but you have to make that choice.