What.

wake up babes new gender identity just dropped

It's very easy to say that magic doesn't exist, but ultimately computers work by channeling lightning through a series of crystals, so who's really to say.

bruce wayne gets covid and he was in close contact with his whole family so the entire rogue gallery has ten days to take over gotham

the entire rogue gallery gets tested as part of the potential crime plot and half of them are now out of commission bc it turns out selina and bruce had close contact, and then she had lunch on thursday with harley and ivy, who went for coffee with eddie friday, who had his weekly chess game with jonathan on saturday, and so on and so forth. killer moth tested double negative, so everyone else is texting him scheme ideas on the fly. he’s doing an instagram live. half of gotham is watching. he proceeds to just do cool tricks like backflip off of buildings.

[image id tiktok from @.bow_asintakea_rawn A brunett of indeterminate gender with short hair wearing a dark paisley waistcoat over a white button up sits in front of a bookcase. They speak with a faint Eastern European accent. "Ze difficult thing about being a vampire who is Deaf...is I cannot turn into a bat. Well, I can turn INTO a bat..." A bat flies into a bookshelf with an audible *smack*. There is a beat, and then back to the vampire. "...echolocation is a little bit embarrassing." end id]

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

mmm i guess i see it i was definitely seeing 1 and 2 as one side plus the left and right sides slope out more

yeah tbh i see how you can see 1 and 2 as one side

Back up. Who the fuck calls France The Hexagon??

Could the French stop being insufferable for one second??

Fanfic authors are amazing like they could be literally anyone. That one coffee au you read last night? Could have been written by morgan freeman who knows

Dude I am acutely aware of this whenever I see people writing at coffee shops and stuff

Give me THIS as a coffee shop AU!

femme knuckleduster

Wedding ring for the polycule’s designated tank

Every kill begins with Kay