🐟 Ned City‼️

life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over

he was a cannibal. he cut out his own tongue. he stripped down naked to kill people in the arctic. he took a shit in his ex’s bed after getting dumped. and he was even gay

oh my god I forgot that his evil plan was to take a relaxing hawaiian vacation

do you ever think about how a series of tiny choices like “I guess I’ll watch that show” can like totally and entirely change huge aspects of your life

to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

rip francis crozier you would have loved falling asleep in front of the telly after refusing to lie down for a nap