The King Of Free Time

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

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I need to draw men being obnoxious to their partners and getting In The Way right now immediately.

Just... Pick them up??? Grab a blanket, wrap 'em up, then move them out of the way.

Especially with all of the age verification bs rolling out right now, I feel like this is still relevant even more. If you decided to or couldn't use discord tomorrow, who and what would you lose access to?

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

Unfortunately me until Thursday

bro has sex scheduled on thursday

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

If you were able to vote in 2016 this is actually what it felt like trying to tell your family about why donald trump would not make a good president

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how amazing Bill Waterson was at art? Most of the comic strip was really cartooney but them he’d bust out stuff like this, and both styles in his hand were astoundingly beautiful.

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually