ME: Oh! I got a funny idea for a scene I can't use in the book but... it's such a typical "I take everything literally" Peter drama scene! It's fun! He's clueless! He's adorable! Also me: ...oh, let's write it anyway! It'll be like writing fanfiction, and it'll be funny, and I might share it on tumblr for old times' sake!
Also me, but HOURS later: *chocking on laughter* I NEED THIS SCENE TO BE IN THE BOOK PETER OMG *wheezes*
Peter: ...what? What did I do?
King: *enduring in silent embarrassment*



















