girl you look so fine but why does it say shutterstock stock images over your face 😂

This just gives me vibes of that catfish episode where they reverse search the girls pics and it’s a porn star and the guys like “I don’t mind if she does porn” and they’re like :/

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

New favorite cryptid: locals

I unironically love every second

I don’t know wtf i just watched but i love it with every fiber of my being

The first time I saw this it was captioned “gendry, the hound and arya in the forge in 8x01”

#every single spider person in the multiverse has to share their one braincell it’s really tragic for them

Part of me thinks Gwen shouldn’t be counted in this, the other part remembers the “Gwanda” scene

i love watching couples or friends walking in tandem. i love seeing when they make each other laugh

This is what Hozier means when he says ‘I fall in love just a little bit everyday with someone new.’

When people do the little happy dance when they’re eating something they really really like, when people smile so big their eyes almost shut and they laugh that deep belly ugly laugh, when people are in such deep concentration that they forget about the world around them

His face is the definition of “Damn, y’all really live like this?”