And I’ve Been Cheating Death For Years

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

You join a new fandom and you become acquainted with a new flavor of moron you didn’t even know god could make

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

buffy the vampire slayer had a pretty okay musical episode and every TV show for the past 25 years has thought it could get away with having a musical episode because of it. You are not buffy the vampire slayer

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.