BUENAS NOCHES & FUCK AI

you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

The Good Place is an excellent show for many reasons, but one that doesn't really get talked about enough, probably because of how the season 1 twist obscures it, is that the 'No Exit'-esque "Hell is Other People" scenario for an afterlife of eternal torture is an avante garde experiment from an Auteur demon who's trying to convince the other demons of his Vision while they're like "idk man flaying genitals works really good"

sometimes a fandom is just you and your bestie not because the rest of the fandom is annoying. but because nobody else on earth has ever fucking heard of the product

getting an update on my phone that says "you can now upload a photo to gemini and it'll create a full song with lyrics based on your photo!" and i just. why? why would i want that? why would anyone want that? it sounds like the type of thing that'd be funny to do once but. is this really what it's all for?

Love the bot summoning incantation

spider man would have a tumblr i think

he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience