BUENAS NOCHES & FUCK AI

I'm currently living in a two-cat household, and there's a thing that happens where the first cat is calling for me, the second cat shows up like "you rang?", and the first cat immediately smacks the second cat in the face like "not you, knucklehead". They do this every day.

The second cat always comes running when the first cat calls for me, even though it gets her dope-slapped with 100% reliability. I suspect she simply enjoys the attention.

The issue with using vampires as a metaphor for gay people is there would always be some twink equivocating about how he couldn't stomach the blood of a woman and expect people to not call him a misogynist

It'd be a whole thing on Vampire Twitter over whether or not it was more or less misogynistic to refuse to drink from women, then it would be found out the vampire twins was just like a massive misogynist beyond the blood thing and he would face no reprecussions because he was on Vampire RuPaul

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation