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I have no idea how but Agamemnon ultimately lands as simultaneously the character with the most and least aura in The Odyssey (2026). Yes bro made some atrocious decisions and then got back home just to get cucked by his own wife and then get killed by her butt-naked in his own bed but have you also considered. that armor,,, holy shit man,,, insert that one lego batman heart eyes gif with ‘I just died in your arms tonight’ audio etc. okay schrodinger’s aura

petition to make Agamemnon from The Odyssey (2026) Tumblr Sexyman of the month. bro was aura-farming at Darth Vader or Batman levels fr🔥

can't believe batman and catwoman's dysfunctional engagement in the odyssey 2026 was longer than their marriage in t** k***'s run. t** k*** you will pay for your crimes 😾

lowkey can't take these Nolan movies seriously when he keeps using the same actors like when I watched the Odyssey 2026 and whenever Anne Hathaway as Penelope and Robert Pattinson as Antinous come on screen together all I could think about is 'haha Catwoman and Batman!' and whenever they're on screen together, Tom Holland's Telemachus is always nearby as well. Holy cow that's Spiderman too. wow

okay now that we're almost at the finale of tvl they better release a whole album of all the songs lestat sang on tvl instead of just the by-episode EPs. lowkey need to fill my year-end lastfm stats and spotify wrapped with lestat's songs and can't have them be scattered all over the place when they're from different albums😩

Just watched Peter Pan (1953). idc what y'all say about Tinker Bell, she was the real MVP of the movie. girlie was just trying to get rid of those racist and misogynist children and Peter himself was annoying asf anyway so she was so right to be mad at him. The only thing is that she's slightly misguided and mainly focused on getting revenge on Wendy, who is probably the only normal / likable person in the entire movie (other than the mom and the dog) but ehh. I guess her general direction was still correct I'm sorry I misjudged you Tink you are the real MVP and I love you. top ten Disney characters fr

peak romance is him going to your rockstar show, you get swarmed by fans outside the car while you're having a nice emotional bonding moment together, him realizing that the milf you have a Weird (redacted) relationship with appearing at all your shows is your actual mother and then you have an argument and you end up getting so sick you go to the bar for more Emotional Bonding Moments, then going to the local witch to summon your dead daughter who wishes she could've killed both of you instead of just one of you while she delivers an absolutely devastating monologue and then you go to the park bench evil good omens-style and then get beheaded together by your mutual ex and his new annoying ahh bf who essentially tossed your reputations down the toilet. dream date actually😍

paused the vampire lestat 3x06 halfway through and my dad noticed him on my laptop screen and said 'huh this guy looks like brad pitt.' well well well little does he know brad pitt was indeed in the og iwtv film even if he was louis instead of lestat. yeah

foolish one about her telling herself she's delusional for thinking that one person will come around and choose her eventually and it won't ever happen and she knows it regardless of whatever hopeful thinking she has but she still adds in the fantasy of them getting older and laughing about them when they were young and dumb together over morning coffee, i.e. one where they're presumably married and settled down etc. just sick and twisted. man

happy 3rd birthday speak now tv! there is truly no other album that does it like speak now (/tv) I love the mix of genres from country to power pop to pop punk / emo. I love how it's widely known as a country album but the only featured artists are fall out boy and hayley williams like that's peak emo. the jumps in mood are also funny asf but real. we all generalize speak now as this fairytale-princess-and-gowns-and-castles album in retrospect but there's really way more pop-punk adjacent songs with snippy songwriting than fairytale-princess songs in the whole album. even the slower ballad-y songs like last kiss or back to december have lyrics that cut deep. the only actual song that might fit the fairytale princess image is enchanted but even then it literally ends with borderline pathetically begging with 'please! don't! be! in! love! with! some! one! EEEELSE'. oh you thought enchanted was a really cute and magical song? tadaaa guess what's next on the tracklist! it's better than revenge! if you thought a little bit of romance was nice, no you won't think that anymore. time to be evil to #that girl and he's just a toy on the playground. oh and also foolish one is on the same album. as enchanted. it's almost like it's telling a story, listening to enchanted and then better than revenge and then foolish one. that's literally the stages of grief if you fill in the other steps with some extra songs. (it could work like: denial - haunted, anger - better than revenge, bargaining - speak now, depression - castles crumbling, and acceptance - foolish one, or alternatively, some happier songs like long live... just saying...) the story of us and haunted are just perfectly desperate. you know what, when you feel completely helpless there is actually one thing you can do and it's writing an absolute banger. the songs are so thematically different from each other it's almost incoherent but ehh, that's just what exactly it feels to be 20 years old. that and having an obsession with early 2000s emo / pop punk music. oh and right how could I forget to end this post without glazing my favorite song on the album again. electric touch is peak, fall out boy is so slay this is one of the best collabs ever ms swift pls collab with them more pls thank you and thank you for this amazing album🙏🏻

happy speak now tv day I can't stop thinking about 'come on, come on, don't leave me like this / I'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone / please don't be in love with someone else / please leave me stranded, it's so romantic'

this sounds lowkey fake but I just got the sudden urge to listen to speak now today and have no idea why until I Realized ™ it's 7/7 -- guess what day it is? it's speak now tv day! speak now tv was released three years ago today in 2023 and I usually don't remember / care about the album release dates but it's just crazy how there's just something that instinctively tells me to listen to it even when I don't exactly know why I should. this also happened last year with evermore like that's so crazy what the hell does Taylor even put in her albums that makes this happen?