Rose

FBI is really just straight up developing Trojan horse apps now

I lost my shit over a pen today like holy shit

You don't understand. It was a 7 function pen!

Someone stole my fucking 7 function pen.

@fanotastic what are the functions?

okay i will bite what is the seventh

7. The backbone of society

sir that is my emotional support snarky tragic male character with parental issues

this is the future liberals want

@guccimedusa @kanshou-bakuya

finding job…. hard…… i’m only a baby…. no experience….. just baby. i am baby. please hire me

cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

After me and my boo get married we passing blunts in the limo

What’s the long answer?

unfortunately, no

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck

The bar I hang out at just raised the price on their happy hour deal on mixed pints from $4 to $7 and to be completely honest it was because of me, I’m the only guy there that gets rum and cokes during happy hour

Like the bartender basically told me it was my fault

But here’s the kicker: I just saw online that they have a $15 Groupon that covers $30 worth of a meal/drinks, so as long as I get like a half order of wings which is like $3, I could hypothetically get four rum and cokes for a dollar less than what I was paying before

Local man singlehandedly drives bar into the ground