I am the They/Them your parents warned you about

modern au courfeyrac texts the group chat "hey, my friend is starting to get into leftist shit, can i bring him 2 the next meeting" and then shows up with marius, the biggest oldschool kennedy democrat of all time

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

two months into rockys reintegration into eridian society IE after grace starts recovering from the effects of his longterm starvation enough that rocky cant sidestep the problem of interacting with other eridians any longer, rocky starts fantasizing about what itd be like if he couldve just stayed on the hail mary with grace forever. just the two of them. no starvation, no emergencies, and no trying to fit himself back into a society that he is too broken to answer to. just him and grace, forever :) the hail mary isnt even officially decommissioned its still right there in orbit. a few repairs and she'd be back in working order again. They already have the food problem worked out they could just link up with the space elevator each month for supplies. And then graces fragile little bones wont crumble into dust under erids intense atmosphere and grace will make it to big age 125. Grace why are you laughing at me Grace this is a serious offer

not sure why anyone would bother making complicated plans to kill/kidnap two and jamie when these are two guys who will enter a room, see a plate of unattended sandwiches, think “ooo a a treat for me, mayhap” and take a bite. Do you have any idea how easy it would be to just poison them?

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

the anxiety cat

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba