I am the They/Them your parents warned you about

Oh one thing I will say is if you do go watch The Odyssey and you're sensitive to flashing lights in any way, step out for about 5 minutes after the part with the cows. I'm not particularly sensitive to flashing lights normally and even I was finding it super overwhelming. Just as a heads up.

Accepting identities I don't understand is actually extremely easy because I just go "this isn't about me" and move on with my life unbothered by someone else's identity, it's truly that simple.

i heard someone say once, “you don’t need to speak French to acknowledge that it’s a language that exists”. and i feel like more ppl need to keep that in mind when they come across something they don’t understand.

your kink is not my kink *but your kink is okay* don't forget that part

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

mae adhd fel dwi'n meddwl ei bod hi am gymryd pymtheg munud i fi lenwi fy mhotel ddŵr

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

Yes we know Craig's Cold Cuts down the street does cold cuts better than we do and has millions of customers. That's why we need to switch to cold cuts, to get their customers. We hope that our long-time sandwich loving customer base will be patient in this transition to cold cuts and welcome the certain influx of Craig's Cold Cut customers who will surely come here to enjoy our worse cold cuts with you, our sandwich-deprived customer base, whom we value so much.

I like how the EotD scripts have the train game as the Daleks pushing around a chair with the Doctor sat on it but then someone clearly worked out in rehearsals that they could just stick Pat directly onto a Dalek and pray he balances well enough

Eddington needs to read it again, too, because it doesn't go the way he thinks it does.