they call me Cervidae Ceorl

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

world strongest

image of someone in jeans with the fly down and no panties but theyre bushless? do you hang empty picture frames on your walls? don't piss me off.

Roosevelt elk (Cervus canadensis roosevelti)

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts