turn on the light

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

the greatest thing about having a cat is it just scratches my inherent itch to be annoying. life is just so much better when you can walk through your living room and point at the animal minding her own business on the couch and go “itsababyyyyy” in a really fucking stupid voice

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

Hermes:

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

i love the mako she's like my dear friend skyrim horse

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

jobs for women who prioritise taking it easy and chillaxing forever