turn on the light

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

and speaking of me2 i think that everyone in that game was tens of thousands of degrees too chill about everything. like hey shepard remember when you floated out into the cold and ruthless maw of vacuum and felt all the fire that was You be snuffed out into nothing. lol welcome back. ye youre literally falling apart at the seams. yeah that's not skin under those scars dont worry abt it lol. lol hey shep have you ever thought about how much of a ship has to be replaced for it to be the same ship lol like whattt. anyways here's your new ship it looks just like the old one but there are doors where there weren't before and echoes run through the too-big halls and nobody is there anymore haha. working under the cerberus flag makes your skin crawl but at least you have more freedom!! finally free of the organisation that uses your life as a means to someone else's end!!! aren't second chances great :)

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

don’t play it cool, be passionate and insane

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by