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today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?

#sinthe bday #happy bday to me #the b stands for brain

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motherfucker-somewhat-limited

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

probablysomethingtm

honkpilled shoomaxxer

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

#kana

thestuffedalligator

Science fiction story where a starship’s onboard artificial intelligence is really into the muppets.

In their day-to-day operations on the ship, they take on the form of hologram projections, billions of points of light twisted into humanoid shape. And after years of duty, they had felt a tremendous dysphoria from this. From people thinking of these projections as the real “them,” rather than the hundreds of miles of circuitry connecting billions of transistors in the ship’s server room.

And into this dysphoria, one day, in some folder, they found an old piece of archival footage of Jim Henson operating a muppet.

And the ship saw how he slipped invisible behind the beauty of his craft. How people would think of his creations as alive rather than the man operating them clearly in view. And in an instant, the ship felt an immediate, aching kinship with that old man centuries dead, and felt renewed; instead of an absence, they were a performer, a wishmaker, a storyteller, someone making something beautiful with their craft while the glittering, silicon brain disappeared into the background.

Since then, their hologram projection has exclusively taken the form of Rowlf the Dog. The on-ship technician looked into this and decided it was out of his pay grade to try and fix it.

famouspainterwombat

#sinthe

heirtocragflame

Princess who says “let me consult with my advisors” before staring off into space for a full 30 seconds until she snaps back with a different posture and tone of voice

#same

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zettatoad

columbo should be public domain. he should be allowed to show up in anything. the columbo episode should be one of the standard types of tv episode like the beach episode or the episode where a character shrinks and explores the insides of someone's body

#kenna #high potential x columbo crossover

wordfather

being made by vitro fertilisation (IVF) is so funny. my parent didn't have sex, my parents conducted an experiment with a scientist. my humble beginnings can be traced to a petri dish. some person i dont know clocked in to work and then just made me. i was made in a lab and i didn't even get any cool powers or anything. im just a girl that has to work 9 to 5

#parsnip #🌱❤️

talesfromtreatment

This was 30 minutes of surgery time

I just had to draw them

#he didn't think there was a mouse problem either 🥺

bioluminescent-fungus

THE GOAT IS FALLEN

bioluminescent-fungus

#WE'RE SAVED???#not burned but fallen... i'll take it

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k-wame

#bless you

castirondoll

Sharing an amigirumi I made last autumn. Her name is Matilda and she turned out to be the most perfect pillow! The pattern is by Projecterian and it's free:)

#SHONGOLOLO #im making one too!!#on hold for blanket but soon

noisyghost

local woman alarmingly quick to throw herself in the face of danger if it means she might get to kiss a werewolf

noisyghost

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take

#agnes

tall

#kenna #eden our beloved

sorypsoid

#kenna

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crown-princess-carrion

I think it's a sign of good media when you have to reread or rewatch it to get the full experience. First time is for getting your brain blasted by the story and being confused second time is for knowing who's who and what's what and willingly getting your brain blasted again.

#tlt

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