two words: burlap

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

Risencrantz and Grindenstern

there are ALWAYS. more things to be said. about shows that were airing in 2005

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

gradually realizing that all of your partner's dirty talk is in iambic pentameter

they gotta invent shoplifting for online shopping

Credit card fraud , gift card hacking, piracy of you believe big companies

i want a button on the checkout page that says "ship without payment" that they make you promise not to click

i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok

spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now

i'm opening up our relationship so bugs can get in

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE