Paunch Cakes

being turned on by proficiency makes going to concerts really embarrassing. yes you got up in front of me and sang a beautiful song for 2 hours and now i want you to hit. I’m no better than a songbird

Discworld Heritage Post

if you love someone enough you should be able to hug them really tight and pop into the same body as them and never have to leave like its aristophanes's myth of the spherical human

post cancelled i just reinvented steven universe

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

Cats have never forgiven us for swapping the warm displays with a built in shelf for a cold thin rectangle