Paunch Cakes

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

You gain enough confidence with one fiber art, then you look over at someone doing another fiber art and go, "I bet I could do that too."

Remember kids, no matter how many fiber arts you collect, the fiber stash always grows.

Fiber Arts. Not even once!

the father who stepped up.

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

why won't you let your words frot.

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.